Natalie Hebert

Obligatory October tweet wherein I confess my love for the @astros. As you were.

Hi, Twitter. It's been a while. I'm back to add to the noise. @tedcruz, if there were any women in Texas who were undecided before, they sure as hell aren't now. Pack your bags. #BetoForSenate #FBIInvestigationOrNoVote #sorrydad

Obligatory "this thing on?" tweet after being gone for over a year. No one was tweeting anything worthwhile in 2017 anyway, right?

Thanks, @theFword527! Alright, @Stranger_Things tell me if this last minute costume choice gets one of them waffles:

Falling asleep during my kid's Little Gym class like a boss.

THIS JUST IN: Any man in a suit talking on the phone is saying 1 of 2 things: "Relay that message for me" or "We'll touch base later"

No lie. In Target and there's an English family who's child is screaming because the other child bit him. The other child's name? Charlie.

I actually just used the line "You're thirsty? Swallow your spit." I've officially arrived at motherhood, guys.

Thanks to @pennyandsparrow I wept in front of a room full of strangers. Now for bourbon and True Detective. It's been a good night, y'all.

@ryanbooth Last Waltz of course and then Wilco's I Am Trying to Break Your Heart -- gold.

@lorenljones ... right? Do we start a hashtag? How do we make this an official campaign?

Flight outta Logan before 6am. See you soon, MT.

I know I'm not alone thinking the lyrics were "just keep chasing penguins" but I MIGHT be the only one who still thought that at 1pm today.

@C_M_Boudreaux i wuv you.

Just spent 5 minutes swinging really high on a swing. It was fun but now I feel like I might throw up. Sometimes being 30 is cruel.

@fdknight had never heard of it. Sigourney Weaver?! Spider man?!...and Frodo?! I'm in.

@RichieRamsey nice!

Currently planning a 90s Elijah Wood party with Elana. Huck Finn (duh), The War, Deep Impact, and of course, The Faculty. Other suggestions?

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.

Late night drives with @sbhebert. Scream-singing BNL's Rock Spectacle. 2000 until 4-eva.