Natalie Strong

is this thing still on

I hope it is okay to be a bear all the time. I do not know how to be anything else. I might be able to fake being a badger but not for long.

looking for study/stats explaining why Bros in designer tshirts love hosting Ghost Hunting Shows. plz send info, thx

welp. just witnessed one of our horses stealthily lean over a fence to french kiss a heifer #starcrossedlovers

@fredbenenson @Thessaly IF U WANT A JOHN DEERE THEMED WEDDING I COULD HOOK U UP. GOT ALL THE PLANS. MY MOM JUS WORRIED IT WAS *TOO* BADASS

cell phone protectors are both a type of spell and a product you can buy

THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRITMARS IS THE OVERWHEHLMING ELEGANCE OF WOODLAND CREATURES

"Damn right" says Geordi LaForge on Star Trek. "Ever heard that on The Reading Corner?" says my Cowboy Husband who didnt watch TV growing up

IF U LOVE AMERICA, THEN U HAVE GOT 2 LOVE HUNTING…………DRONES #HUNTIN4DRONESTEAKS #BIGBUCKDRONES droneshooters.com

@thatbilloakley *white man points to February* "hey look nothin funs happenin HERE. hehehe" *rips feb off calendar, gives to Blacks &Women*

@cobrown Last post was actually a Recap of my Halloween 2013. woulda preferred a Papa Johns but thats nitpicking

Lovemaking, Hunting, Bible Study, then Pizza Hut

I'm eating the thing in my heading image right now and it is so tasty #treats

I HAVE BEEN MARRIED BARELY 4 WEEKS AND ALREADY MY LOVING HUSBAND HAS KILLED TWO LARGE ANIMALS FOR OUR NUTRITIONAL REQUIREMENTS #lovemaking

Eating crest white strips for breakfast for that Beautiful Wedding Smile

if u can fit ur head inside a man's beard then it means u are his perfect Genetic Match

@mmpopkey @nzle strapless?! John Deere and I are way too classy for that

@nzle And now I search deep inside myself: how far do I take jokes? too far? or way too far?

@nzle I wear a trucker hat every single day that perfectly matches this material (except my hat has more bling)

@nzle I can't express in words how much I LOVE MY COUNTRY but this fabric is coming incredibly close to doing just that