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@ThomasCookUK you’ve lost me £381 and I want it back. I shouldn’t have to forfeit because your customer service is so bad that no one can get through!!!!!

then get told it’s now within 24 hr period so I can’t change my flight!!! I’ve been trying to change it since yesterday you total fuckjunkies. I’ve explained this to every rep yet still told that now it’s too late - I have proof I’ve been trying to get in touch since yesterday!

Just experienced the worst customer service I’ve ever had. @ThomasCookUK - every single line of communication to get through to customer service is “too busy”. On hold for 45 minutes on the phone. Live chat too busy to work. Facebook chat no help at all. Email - no response.

Forgot to add Ollie. The lord of the cunts. #eden

Evil, dumb, disgrace to men those pig shit ugly valley boys on #eden. I hope the parents of Titch, Glenn and Rob are as ashamed as we are.

I call bullshit....how bout daaaat @tashpeskin/im-calling-bullshit-938fdf2af391#---296-422" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@tashpeskin/im…

Hey @msmirandasawyer - we have the same publishing agent and same editor...I'd love to chat.

@jarteaga10 Hi Johnanna - we'd love to organise an event with She Says - do you have an email address you can DM, so I can send some info?

When I'm a baggillionaire

Turning up at 1am to an out of town motel...does fill me with joy

Apparently it takes a year. I have 2 months and I'm spending most of that googling how long I've got and whether I've got rabies.

Having just googled "how long does it take to write a book", I think that safely puts me in the camp of currently, not writing a book.

Seems fitting I should end my writing trip here, with this view. #TravelTuesday #authorinspiration

Genuine Mother's Day gift in Kroger. A packet of Doritos, cheddar cheese, 6 pack of beers, and some peanuts. dafuq!

Nothing says mental endurance like an 8 hour drive on your own, without crying #MilesAhead #drive #ontheroad

Off to interview the infamous Lavelle White "bright lights big titties"

I like to leave my right indicator on at all the times, so people live in constant fear that I may change lanes. Fun game.

embroiled in a a small town sheriff dispute over a speeding ticket in Texas. Am reviewing the video tapes.

Can't wait to get my winter bod out #FattyMcphatfat giphy.com/gifs/dance-fat…

Even though I can't understand people who go nuts over football, this did make me smile a lot. facebook.com/caughtoffside/… #LCFC #Leicester