Nate

nice hat did you get that from the battered women’s shelter

is this drag

sorry dude I was just pulling your leg

this is how it feels asking my bitchass kitty cat to stop fucking running away

@kat1enotfound this looks really shitty but I like it a lot

today i turned 24 🎂 no friends no husband so i baked my cake myself 😔

attention: baby rat smoking a cigarette

I’m gonna fuck one of those slutty soufflé pancakes try and stop me

@kalenlettuce I knew it

please don’t let me have kids my daughter will be a diva and a whore

@pradamercury BBUUUUURRRRTTTTTT🗣️🚪

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

need to see some ass or maybe a northern cardinal

@switchsubquail jazz is the name of my AA sponsor

@talkfastellie this is diabolical thank you

Posted a gym selfie and someone said “keep up the good work”

@averageweedfan finally content catered to me

@hanstewartt unsuccessfully search results. please elaborate?

happy bush in a thong monday to all who celebrate

@switchsubquail rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

@switchsubquail you people need to get your minds out of the gutter. he is eating hay because he has been on set all day and is hungry

@maxckzs wait this guy is lowkey jacked as fuck

ugly people been allowed to breed too long

if I misread another social cue there will be casualties not witnesses