Nathan Shenefelt

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Knicks in 6 sounds cool as Hell but Spurs got Wemby so Knicks can go to Hell.

Feel like I got update myself publicly here on the Pirates win with Chandler today I was talking mad shit about prior. Offense scored 10, of course we won. Something feels weird about your bullpen letting less runs happen but maybe that’s just me.

I got robbed today yet I’m much more pissed off about what Bubba Chandler is doing to me with his God awful pitching.

Why the fuck do they keep letting Chandler pitch man? He’s 1-6, 1st inning and he’s already on route to 1-7.

Tough ballpark to hit in but don’t worry Chandler will be the cost of this loss…

Live and die like Farley.

@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @937theFan Triolo at SS again pisses me off to no end, why was Griffin DH yesterday? Triolo really has Bob Nutting.

60/162. 📺: @SNPittsburgh 📻: @937theFan

@tendollardanny You never got new shoes?

there’s no male equivalent of the thing where a girl posts a selfie and a bunch of other girls compliment her

You kind of have to check in on Thunder fans today, it’s all they got.

Holy shit, Triolo is retarded.

If that’s what Chandler was able to do to the Blue Jays then imagine what Skenes is going to do to them next game. If you live in Toronto then hide your kids, hide your wife, Skenes is throwing a perfect game tonight.

Wayne Gretzky don’t know shit about hockey, Canes in 4.

I don’t even feel like watching my Pirates get murdered today.

I hate Chandler. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!

I was texting this girl while watching some AHL playoffs. Conversation was moving along like my Pens 3-0 game at the end of the 2nd. Somewhere under 4 minutes between the 2nd and 3rd comeback goal, she said she ain’t want to talk to me anymore. @WBSPenguins Why you fuck me?

The Pirates playing 2025 Steelers prime time defense tonight, holy fuck.

Dude I want to be like Konnor Griffin when I grow up (I’m older than him).

I love seeing Skenes pitch in the 8th, especially since his no hitter ended in the 7th. If we could get him for one more inning on his games then the bullpen can’t fuck him and the bats can keep getting 2-3 runs.

@KalshiFB They don’t even need that shit, or at least a very much cheaper one like 10 bucks worth, they kick my school’s ass every year.

Rob Gronkowski donated 400 thousand dollars to Woodland Hills HS to build their weight room 🙏💪