Nate Taimanglo

I think better with food.

@rrrremeDIOS Mayo

Everyone setting WhatsApp status updates: What are you doing?

If you went to FD this wouldn’t be an issue. They would already know.

I know we all get upset when predictive text changes fuck to duck, but what gets me even more is when it changes food to good. What the duck is that about?

A lot of peeps went as fanny pack The Rock this Halloween.

Idea for stopping the devastation of coconut trees caused by rhino beetles: turn all of the rhino beetles upside down.

You’re such a negative denanche.

The vaccines are better in Saipan because they put Ajinomoto in it.

@kimjsans Congrats Kim

You can learn a lot about a person by how they eat a chicken wing.

How do peeps that drive those Japanese right-hand-drive cars in Guam go to the drive thru at Taco Bell in Hagatna?

@koko_11 @loganreyes This one. Top burger for me.

@loganreyes Jamaican grill Jerk Burger with curry mayo though...

@ricky_nauta That looks delicious. 👀

@natetaimanglo I love both.. Salisbury steak depends on the gravy, right? Here's my own!

meatloaf > Salisbury steak

@DougDeMuro do you think values of NAS Defenders will go down with introduction of new 2020 Defender and ability to import model years around the same production years of the NAS models?

@loganreyes Westin

@JoellePatrice You baked cookies in your sleep?

My work gives extra PTO for parents who don’t have alternative childcare arrangements ☺️. Amazing what you can do during naps!

@ctjtaimanglo You already had a name when we found you.

I used to celebrate Mother’s Day once a year. But then I lost my mom. From that day on, every day became Mother’s Day to me.

@kpguam Safe? You always talk about how dangerous you are on the golf course.

All I want for my bday is...to golf. It's easily one of the safest recreational activities to allow to open up. #may15 #bullwantstogolf