N8TLMPS ✭

The year of the snake apparently

Editing my close friends list

This video is genuinely me any time i draw

turning down the need to poop allegations so i can pursue mirror selfie studies

I just plucked the one and only chest hair I’ve ever had

Was reading yaoi during an ab workout and held the longest plank of my life

These wicked margaritas look so good

just tried a crumb off the floor and it was wall

Buying a slice of cake after any minor inconvenience is the key

cigarettes after beefsteaks

The singular pair of sweatpants spinning in another washing machine cause I forgot to throw it in with the rest of my laundry

she = onika ate = burgers

we need to start checking for botched circumcisions to prove it

Listening to twilight zone by ari while it’s raining is proof I was born in the right generation

I need to be him when I grow up

@cumzillarawn This is how they discovered the periodic table

discovered a new type of high by taking nyquil, nutting twice, then offsetting the oncoming tranquilization by ingesting 120mg of caffeine from coffee extract gummies then doing homework in a state of anxious but hyperactive delirium

life when you’re not attached to anyone

i‘m STILL HERE by the way.

Literally what is the point of eczema??

I need to child lock my phone