Natalie Madsen

My daughter: Mom, MOM, MOM MOM, MOOOM-- Me: What?! My daughter: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! #mydaughterismyspiritanimal

How many times do we think the phrase “It’s a box!” will be said over the next 48 hours? #merrychristmas

@swifferupdates The way this answer can answer her song “peace” 🥹🥹🥹

📝| Travis Kelce talking about Taylor, the paparazzi and all the attention they've been receiving lately: “It comes with it. You’ve got a lot of people that care about Taylor, and for good reason.”

@jnaylorv @taylorswift13 She already said no to the super bowl! WHY JOSEPH WHY???

Dear @taylorswift13 , Why are we starting the album release using Thursday night football? What does it mean? Are we football people now? Please advise. Love, Natalie

@StaceyHarkey But not before you get that bag 💰

😩🙏🏾💀🔥 (I’m going to hell after being murdered)

@theadamberg Just voted for NOT MIKE LEE

Utah voters—please help restore some sanity to politics and dump Mike Lee. Please and thank you. 😘

@ElainaCScott @rustymarcum My opinion still stands

@rustymarcum @natmadscomedy Sorry, they were CG, lol 🤪

My favorite part of Thor Love & Thunder was, by far, the part where Natalie Portman’s biceps

@StaceyHarkey Is there a way to set this image as my auto email response for the day?

Don’t text, I’m on the dance floor

Happy Beyoncé Eve to everyone who observes! 🍋

@theadamberg You look so cute! 😍

Date #38 With boy #32 Who is Adam #4 And still no Steves!

I’ve made it!

If anyone has any tips on how to write jokes while feeling very depressed, I’m all ears. Maybe go for a fart joke? 💨

@StaceyHarkey It looks like she’s kidnapped and this is the ransom note

THE WASTED POTENTIAL! I WOULD BE WORKING THIS THANG LIKE I HAD BEYONCÉ’S KNEES 💀💀💀

My kids have started a Shrek phase where all they want to watch are the four Shrek movies and I’m just sitting here wondering what I did wrong

Mainly, “Why?”

I was trying to explain Groundhog Day to my kids and they had QUESTIONS and now I HAVE THEM TOO #GroundHogDay2022

Executive producer @natmadscomedy explains how @jkstudios_ partnered with @AngelStudiosInc and used crowdfunding to raise the needed funds. | By @tbtoone deseret.com/entertainment/…

I was so excited when I saw a music festival called When We Were Young. I thought it was an Adele festival. My basic white girl is showing.