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@natmatant

he/him Fighting for what I believe in.

Katılım Ocak 2019
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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
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Steak frites. Sautéed Spinach. Absolute fucking despair. Absolute fucking despair. Steak frites. Sautéed spinach… The crushing reality of all that I’ve done.
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@fluxxxuate Well yeah and I think it would be weird to exclude you from my life for using something you prefer when it doesn’t change anything in my life.
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@fluxxxuate I guess it’s like some people have to use pads over tampons and vice versa but it’s free will on if you’ll put those 5 in 1 soaps on your body, you never *have* to use them.
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@fluxxxuate Bestie I gotta disagree with you here. Not dating someone because they wear pads over tampons is way weirder than not dating someone because they use 5 in 1 soap
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@lukeisamazing Maybe I’m having a moment here but when are bombs dropped in empire?
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@Lycantocles Whatever ship you take through is the ship you should pop out in on the other side, then if you want the starborn ship you can make that choice before going all the way through
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Dijo Todd Howard que muchos jugadores de Starfield no entendieron el NG+. Lo entendimos porque es como el resto de NG+, pero con su propia poesía. Lo que quizás no entendió Bethesda es que renunciar a esta bestia de +700.000 créditos (inversión) y muchas horas no es divertido.
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@cturnbull1968 I can’t tell if this is satire or not, in the case that it isn’t, no hardworking American that is barely making it has 2 houses
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@XboxGamePass I wish I could even remember the last game that had me this excited. Probably Halo Reach or maybe Fallout 4 but I can’t remember if I took that day off
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Xbox Game Pass@XboxGamePass·
what game had you so excited you took the day off to play it day one?
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@fluxxxuate Just because the Roman’s were plundering each others assholes doesn’t make it relevant
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@fluxxxuate Hey why would you post this and make me look it up
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@BelieveOnJesus @DesireeAmerica4 Jesus would not like you making fun of people you know nothing about. What if this guy has a medical issue and physically can’t lift a 50 lb bag?
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Believe On Jesus Christ@BelieveOnJesus·
@DesireeAmerica4 There is 0 chance I would have used this as an employee of that young age. There is 0 chance I'd use this now in my 50's. It would be embarrassing. How weak have males become in this country?
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Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?
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@MakeMySammyBish @Taishoja I am by no means trying to say Star Wars is more impactful than dune but this comment has to be a joke or just misguided. Star Wars is a cultural phenomenon and pretending it’s not is either intentionally disingenuous or just lying for the sake of lying.
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Make_My_Sammich@MakeMySammyBish·
@Taishoja What “cultural impact” did Star Wars have? Other than being a story? I saw the original in the theaters. Loved it. It didn’t impact my life.
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@isleofaugust Wym? All you have to do for each area is help the pokemon and the quests are super easy?
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Bianca☕️@isleofaugust·
How did people speed run the Pokopia main story SO fast???? WHAT THE FRICK LOL I’ve played pretty much atleast once a day since it dropped and IM STILL HEREEEEEEEEEE
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@c7efairy There are 3 areas aside from the starting area, you’ve gotta complete the main tasks in each area to unlock the final zone. Make sure you’re progressing the team rocket collection thing on the beach of the starting area too
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mega clefable shady facts@c7efairy·
u guys if i just acquired the ability to transform as graveler in pokopia how far or close am i from finishing the game i gotta know 😭😭
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Unoriginal Koala@UnoriginalKoala·
@natmatant No you moron. I believe in an Eternal Celestial Male Being (Jesus Christ) that created everything. You know nothing of my own beliefs, let alone the reality of this world if you believe non-binary is a real thing.
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@UnoriginalKoala Bro believes in a magic non binary being that created everything, talk about a discarded opinion
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@cecililytweets The people are begging you to beat the game before trying to build
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cecilily@cecililytweets·
i made two really cute pokopia areas - a beach café and a marble pond, but to power them on i tried making a convoluted underground network of cables that didn't work because the poles weren't close enough now these exposed cables are killing the vibe of my places i wanna cry 😭
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