Nathan Olson

@FalconryFinance Why do they have dildos strapped on their belts?

i guess you don't really learn worthwhile tactical skills at this sport anymore

@HellRaz0r1776 Must have had it on full auto semi assault mode…

BREAKING: Homeowner accidentally fires a round from his AR-15 into his floor while cleaning the rifle

@sunnylohmann A robot was running the country?! I new it....

😂😂

@AwesomeNewsom So it IS okay to make fun of someone's dyslexia?

I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I CAN SPELL "PLEASED." FURTHERMORE, I KNOW WHICH OF THE WITCHES AMERICA HATES. NOT GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH WHO GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL, BUT THE OLD AND ILLITERATE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST WING.

@BWinghead Nice! my hot mess... (1st time manifolding)

Gota keep #growing girls are stretching! End of week one. 🌸 #homegrown

@jimbohuff @DrRitaDed I'd abort and start over.

@DrRitaDed Thank you. My wife is currently pregnant with a boy, but she really has her heart set on a daughter. When is the right time to start hormones and surgeries?

If your kids need help with their gender transition, please dm me and I can give you advice. I have a PhD in Gender studies.

@DrRitaDed Can you just help them transition? I do NOT have a PhD... #newatthis

@HighlyGanjanous @nova2cotton Pax or DaVinci. Ooze is okay if you can find a water adapter.

@nova2cotton Any recommendations??

The most efficient way to get high and make your weed last on a budget is a vaporizer. O_O Back when I had to buy all my weed from the dispensary, I had to ration that shit out hard hahaha. I’d split it into like 3–4 bowls a day, and after a ton of trial and error with different devices, I can say a vaporizer is hands down the best method if you want to stretch your stash. I’ve tested this a lot, and personally I think you want something with conduction heating, or at least a mix of conduction and convection. The Mighty and Venty both use a combination of the two, which is probably why they hit so well. If you take the same amount of weed and smoke it in a pipe or bong, you’re probably only getting a fraction of the total potential out of it. A lot of that gets wasted in the exhale, and smoke in general just feels way harsher on the lungs. Vapor is way better in that regard, both because it feels more efficient and because it’s easier on your body. I honestly didn’t realize how rough smoking was on my lungs until I switched to vaping for a while. Then when I tried hitting a bong again, that shit felt nasty and overwhelming compared to what I had gotten used to. Now if you want the most effective way to take cannabis overall, it’s probably edibles for sure… but they last too long for me and give me nasty craps O_O so yeah, for everyday use? Grab a vaporizer. You’ll get way more bang for your buck. O_O just my 2 cents...

@itsrosesm bully tactic

Why do people assume that you are racist, a Nazi, and in a cult if you are a Trump supporter? 🧐

@IfindRetards Two things can be true

Is Newsom gay or retarded?

@DrRitaDed Fact: Race is also a social construct. It SHOULD be changed daily. Or absolutely more often. DONT BE A RACIST

Fact: Gender is a social construct. It can be changed daily or even more often. Don't be a bigot

@DrRitaDed I am kind of a free shit whore...

The LGBTQIA+ community needs your support. Let's join in solidarity with them, show love in the comments. Free the community from oppression. Let's do a FREE LGBTQ chain. F

@dovgvlad Probably. Need to hone my “grazing”.

@natron5000 skill issue

To fight “gun violence”, I didn’t buy AR-15 ammo. I bought 300 Win Mag ammunition instead. It’s less devastating.

@sunnylohmann I thought HMO's sucked....

Hey kids, if you’re longing for a time before today when everything didn’t suck, those of us who lived through the change can tell you Obamacare is part of the problem.

@DrRitaDed Oh and using the thumbs up emoji.

White supremacist and antisemetic dog whistles - Eat red meat - Christ is King - saying "They" - anti LGBTQIA+# - proudly owning a gun. Did I miss any?

@DrRitaDed Saying any swear word.

@DrRitaDed @TrevorSheatz I need to sin more.

@TrevorSheatz I feel you. My husband's boyfriend is such a slut. It makes the relationship difficult to deal with. Glad your wife has "changed"

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@sunnylohmann Naw….. That’s climate change!!! Oh shit. Yes we did.

Oh sorry, did we geo engineer all the water away from the mountains? Whoops!

@DrRitaDed Flags are racist.

Post the flag which represents the best people on earth, I'll start

@thetrueshelby because it's made up

Why does Trump being implicated in a child sex trafficking ring not bother MAGA?