Natalie DiNenno

My best strategy for making friends is asking a question then walking away in the middle of their answer

Netflix emailed me to let me know that how I met your mother season 9 is up...goodbye productivity

I've only been here a few hours and already lost a battle with the internet connection

I need a will that details what food goes to each of my family members when I leave for college

I love my animals dearly but I can't wait to not have fur EVERYWHERE 🐶🐱

My manly square jaw is keeping me chipmunk cheek free now that I'm wisdom toothless

Most people turn in their key after their last shift but nope not me I forgot mine and had to take a new one to close

Twerk patrol is not part of my job description and yet I have to do it anyway

The amount of pre-teen in this room is overwhelming

@MileyCyrus #MileyMeetChrista

What is Plankton's wife doing in my living room

I just bought a bus ticket home for thanksgiving college is a real thing now

Turns out the frozen meatballs we put in our spaghetti were actually the muffins I made for my sgp...needless to say dinner was terrible

This car alarm has been going off in the parking lot for so long that my coworker started writing a remix

I'm most definitely not wearing a nightgown with two giraffes and "it's been a looong day" on it because that would be lame not comfy at all

My 34 year old brother who lives at home and mostly stays in his room just told me I need to improve my social life

The kids I'm babysitting still haven't gotten out of bed kids these days huh

@imcourtforshort a sock for a veil?

@imcourtforshort I was buying hiking boots so yup perfect location

@imcourtforshort my mom wants me to marry the 26 year old shoe salesman we met today

The clothes I have packed for camp so far are fifty shades of grey and some yellow underwear