Nettie Finn

@aweilhammer Take your LIES out of here!

@oliviablacke PERFECTION

It's a gorgeous Saturday. Do I go outside & enjoy like someone with a healthy work/life balance? Do I stay inside & work on my WIP like a responsible adult? Or do I recreate the book cover of Vinyl Resting Place on an actual vinyl record? (sorry not sorry - it turned out AWESOME)

@aweilhammer Binx Bonz Crum

@oliviablacke Em dashes are VERY IMPORTANT!

I'm not saying I have the world's best editor (I *totally* do), but she just *added* an em dash to my MS. She gets me!!!

@sarhahahha Hahaha we all learned so much about Genghis Khan what a dream

According to a random British man I met at 2am, I’m capable of being a dictator. More than capable, actually— comparisons to genghis khan were floated around

@WFPK @goosetheband @LvillePalace @aweilhammer your favorite!

91.9 @WFPK presents "An Evening with @goosetheband” at the @LvillePalace, Thursday, June 22nd. Enter for a chance to win tickets! lpm.org/music/2023-03-…

@DevNunnery @aweilhammer

More important now than ever in this (beloved) era of Bravo

@MsYingling Not a response to your actual question, but a contemporary winner for me: The Vanderbeekers!

Serious question: People who are recommending books written in the 1990s to 12-year-olds, were you reading 30 year old books when you were that age? Aside from my dabbling in Montgomery and Weber, I wasn't reading books written during WWII in middle school.

Us Bravo fans put up with snoozy seasons, we stick up for our faves when they're flopping, we spend $ on poorly-made merch & countless Housewives-fronted piss waters, but it's seasons like this one of #PumpRules that gives us the fuel to keep going. 💫🍝

Yes Ariana BANISH HER! Giving major Blair banishing Jenny from NYC on Gossip Girl vibes and I love it. #pumprules

@BravoTV @aweilhammer

It’s all been leading to this. The explosive 3-part #PumpRules Reunion begins May 24th.

@BravoTV @aweilhammer

Dropping the #PumpRules Reunion seating charts here… and yes, both are happening.

@TheOldMeg @Andy @BravoTV @aweilhammer

@aweilhammer @weed_rat But it’s such a PERFECT way to sit!

@BrianJMoylan @mpiscetta @aweilhammer !!! Who will throw the wineglasses now?

HOLY SHIT RINNA IS OUT!!!!! people.com/tv/lisa-rinna-…

@aweilhammer @kimquindlen Omg the ongoing brother drama

How you and your best friend talk to each other - Christmas Edition

LOVE YOU!! Wouldn’t have been the same without the best crowd ever 😘😘

@aweilhammer @overtime LOVE the hands off backing away as the refs debate

WE ALL FEEL HIM 😭 (via montannaoh/TT)

@aweilhammer @nickeldoodle Absolutely terrifying