Cole Parsons
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Cole Parsons
@ncp_3
Husband, Dad, golfer and lifelong Canes/Dolphins fan. 2x UM Alumni.
North Carolina Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Miami fans gon tell you the dominated Ole Miss….down 3 with 30 secs left lmao
Also if they call that false start on Mauigoa or the hold on Bell at :32 💔💔💔
#GeauxBlue tho 🍎🗽
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@TCL_USA Mine died after 3 months. Still trying to get my money back.
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@TCL_USA TV died. Been getting run around for a week and a half. Been told 20 different things. Had to send in another picture today.
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@TCL_USA @TCL_Global may have the worst warranty process in the history of consumer electronics. #neverbuyagain
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@stoolpresidente Yeah, bc if @barstoolsports and @RiggsBarstool don’t report on it, maybe no one will know. How big are the egos on these fucking guys??
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Why hasn’t Barstool covered the biggest story in sports??? Well this just came across my desk.

Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Tiger Woods was arrested and charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit, per the Martin County Sheriff in Florida.
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@RedRaiderGator Canes don’t even have half these sports. Miami is a small private institution. UF is a huge public university with deep pockets and tons of alumni.
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The Florida Gators have a more recent National Championship than Miami in:
-Football
-Men's Basketball
-Baseball
-Softball
-M & W Indoor T&F
-M & W Outdoor T&F
-M & W Swim & Dive
-M & W Golf
-M & W Tennis
-W Soccer
But have fun celebrating the last 2 years in 1 sport.
Timothy Johnson@MiamiCanes1971
In the last 2 years 10 win seasons: Miami 2, Florida 0 Playoff wins: Miami 3, Florida 0 “Ranked wins”: Miami 8, Florida 2 Head-to-head wins: Miami 2, Florida 0 Huge congrats on “15 years ago” though loser 😭😭😭
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@LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU @LSUsports Hilarious that this 🤡s Twitter handle still has NCSU in it.
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Welcome Home, General.
Will Wade is the next head coach of your Fighting Tigers!
@CoachWadeNCSU | @LSUsports
📄 lsul.su/WillWade

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Anyone spot me in the crowd on @ABC Greatest Average American hosted by @natebargatze tonight.
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@accmbb @accnetwork @DukeMBB @JonScheyer What a lazy choice. @CanesHoops and @UVAMensHoops coaches both deserved it over Scheyer.
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"We had no intentions of leaving Notre Dame."
Brian Kelly reflects on the difficult decision to leave Notre Dame for LSU in 2021 with @DustyDvoracek & @dannykanell.
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@EricMacLain As @CoachNeuheisel says, “The answer is money. What was the question?”
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Is @mackhollins gonna rep the prison outfit on the way out of this beat down?? #SuperBowlLX
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I’m a fan of everyone on the @CBSSports @PGATOUR broadcast team, but it feels like there are 10 people always trying g to get a word in. Do they not have actual roles anymore? (Booth, on-course, interviews)
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Do you guys understand how incredible CJ Carr’s day was in Miami? Look at Mendoza’s stat line. That was with a majority IU crowd from a 3rd year QB that everyone expects to be the #1 pick.
Carr was a FR(rs) in a hostile environment, in the rain, and his o-line let him down. 3 total touchdowns, 63% completion, 7.4 ypa.
2026 is going to be fun
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@bruce_straughan Does he really? Took an L in Miami and watched school from across the state win the Natty.
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Something has to be done. College football has to end sooner. We don’t need 2-3 weeks between the end of the season and the playoffs starting. Jan 1 end is ideal. Max one week later. Push the season up. Get the games played. We continue to do things that don’t make any sense.
Brett McMurphy@Brett_McMurphy
Future College Football Playoff national title games Las Vegas: Jan. 25, 2027 New Orleans: Jan. 24, 2028 Tampa: Jan. 22, 2029 Miami: Jan. 21, 2030 #CFBPlayoff
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