( parody! ) pete

i’m just (not) pete 💨 “i’m mentally ill, and I’m on drugs.” ( no rules. fun lil’ banter dweeb. if i have you blocked, trust me there’s a reason. if you’re not i mean.. you’re not. ) 『 ♡︎ + ↻ 』

Weed lamp

chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

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Ima remove myself every time, I hate weird shit

to get high to avoid my thoughts 🤝 me smoking weed

“all I want is love that lasts. Is all I want too much to ask? Is there something wrong with me?” felt that olivia, felt that.

reasons to be kind to me: 1. please

ooc. true pete fans know how much he’s wanted to be a dad for awhile now and is refusing to believe that just because him and elsie aren’t together anymore, doesn’t automatically implicate he’s a deadbeat. the internet vs. pete continues 😂

The last thing I’ll ever fucking be is a deadbeat dad. Go fuck yourselves.

Don’t even talk to me about the wack ass Kevin Hart roast. Trust me. I know.

I won a web. I’m still dead inside. Thanks.

“you should open your heart and let someone in again” Me:

IDGAF if it’s WWE or McDonalds, if somebody cut 50% of my pay I’m out that btch

A Willow Nightingale/New Day trio could actually spark world peace.

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me

And also, what kinda fuck ass question is that.