Mr O

@LASHYBILLS I’d say that wound is ultimately “self inflicted”.

A 19-year-old woman was arrested on domestic-violence charges after hitting her 52-year-old husband in the head with a glass ashtray.

@Gabmetax @Raindropsmedia1 The second day will be to throw a party to celebrate his new character. His behaviour will have been rectified by end of day 1.

@Raindropsmedia1 Bring him to naija just for two days he will be fix.💯😂

A grandmother is asking for help because her grandson’s behavior and the way he treats his mother keep getting worse by the day. “We don’t know what to do. We’ve been dealing with this for 8 years.” 👀😳 🤔

@Raindropsmedia1 First of all, snatch those cornrows out of his head. He is acting the way you allow him to look. Then 2nd, put a stable male figure in his life..

@Soulful1865 BREAKS are what you take when you are tired. BRAKES are what he would have needed to stop the bike. In the 3rd World we know the difference between the two.

3rd world countries, fun activities...speeding on Bikes down hills with NO BREAKS.

@washghost1 Southpark was right

I don’t understand why some riders are like this. I ride and have no problem if someone pulls up in the group

@FightCentralFC Bin Diesel doesnt know how he ended up on that floor..

Dude… A FIGHT BROKE OUT IN LAS VEGAS MGM😭💀

@RipFpsDoug @DOGE__news “Poor Girl”?

@DOGE__news Poor girl had to publicly apologize, because the CCP was going to execute her if she didn't. It was a really creepy thing to watch.

This woman in China lashed out at a group of black tourists, saying, "I’m going to send this to my boyfriend because he's white and he’s your master."

@crazyclipsonly No wonder it is the world's deadliest bird, it has a cammed Chevy Small-Block V8 in it!

The world's most dangerous bird

@babyboi_memez @stewardbank once sent me another customer's detailed statement instead of my own. They are truly a joy to behold.

The worst bank in Zimbabwe is ______? 🏦

@DhlakamaRussell Iyavozve! Wafungei??

Wife Swap zvainotonakidza

@DhlakamaRussell Remember how anxious we were when that 1st 3 weeks was about to end and we were praying for an extension?

Month 6: Still Indoors

@Kudakwa45746923 @bellagushaz Nhai zvako... vanotaura zvavasingazivi vafana ava. Saka imi vanomuziva murikuti chinyi nezvenyaya iyi? VaGuti vakapiwa here sezvirikutaurwa uye vakazobhadhara here mushere mekunge vatambira?

@bellagushaz God of Ezekiel Handinawangu Guti , forgive these people who have got the audacity to judge Apostle of God. Judge not and you shall not be judged. We will stand with the man of God bvunzai isusu tinomuziva

Nhasi vana va Baba Guti vaswera vachichema chema 😂😂😂

@JnrReinhard @gwokudasam @JoeySalads Man of his word!

@gwokudasam @JoeySalads @Ndawi 😂😂😂

Man of my word

@matigary Pane rimwe team rekuti you can't associate with during business hours asi after hours and on weekends you get along like a house on fire..

Hanzi POLAD naMteki haiite, asi pamariro zvinoita. 🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

@matigary @Mavhure @maDube_ @Auzqn @JamesBae007 @garweh2011 @Busisa74 Mmm

🤣 I give up. Nyembesi is showing off her bingeing on a chocolate cake around in the afternoon. Shouldn’t she be drinking water & fasting for the cowntry? Wamba says fast, Nyembesi says eat cake. Munoitiswa! 🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️ @Mavhure @maDube_ @Auzqn @JamesBae007 @garweh2011 @Busisa74

@iMisred Ende shuwa waita hako.

Special Good Morning to the Zim Men.... it’s hard for you right now, everything seems to be going left & yet you still have responsibilities you can’t ignore... it’s important we keep encouraging you to get up & SHOW UP! We love you

@RutendoCee Her beauty did..

@RutendoCee Hell no. There is noone left to Telegram with!

@RutendoCee Deleted mine to make room for Telegram last year..

@cmutambo @stewardbank If you read between the lines on the Statement/Apology from Steward, you may also get the feeling that is also basically what they are saying to their clients..

@stewardbank Fuck off!

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