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Steamed bread at Mil Toast House. Tasty!

@LexMarteg mestinya bisa di-cek juga pemilik ALWAN LAUNDRY ini jangan-jangan cuma kantong kiri - kantong kanan :p

Kuitansi laundry capai 20jt seminggu ???? Biaya segitu tuhhhh buat nyuci cawet merk apa cobakkkk????

@elainesim28 what shovel was it? snow shovel or barn shovel? seems handy to have one around

Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

@FootballFunnys funny never seen any apology reversing the match result adding some points to the affected team, maybe :p

PGMOL have released a statement following the error earlier today in Manchester United vs Liverpool… I’m sure Liverpool will be delighted with the apology instead of the extra point they would have gotten 🤦🏻‍♂️

Buka bungkus, kopi baru lagi

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@mhuseinali @BNI Solidaritas sesama nasabah Kalo kasus ini ngga selesai dengan baik, bisa saja terjadi pada pemilik rekening lain di lain kesempatan

Halo @BNI Kalau kasus Suster Natalia uang jemaatnya gak bisa dikembaliin, saya tutup rekening ya.

Chef @hiYano Chef @rmlegoh Minta rekomendasi mentega donk Rasa dan aroma merk BB asa udah berubah, bikin saos goreng mentega ga kayak biasa lagi. Kirain dulu dapet batch yang jelek, tapi kemarin bikin rasanya ga cocok lagi. Makasih sebelumnya

selamat pagi, @paxel_co

@hiYano Inget² lagi Ngucapnya Ba'nung-nya di mana, bukan? 😔

di pesawat, -oh kamu dari Bandung juga. + iya om. - Bandungnya di mana? + Gegerkalong om - di mana itu ya + *berusahamenjelaskan - oh (masih terlihat bingung) + om Bandung-nya di mana? - Sumedang + *pantesgataugegerkalong

@KoalaTales kenapa bapak penunggunya yg pasang muka ketus? sudah cukup tinggi kesadaran "sense of belonging"-nya? :p

@xlsatu_ ada apa, ya. internetnya padam sudah 2 jam lebih di daerah Srengseng Maya butuh waktu tambahan terus buat nge-cek

@hiYano @midiahn nyicil bukan selalu berarti ga mampu nyicil mau manfaatin bunga 0% - dapat poin juga dari kartu kreditnya nyicil buat atur cashflow aja :p

@midiahn padahal di luar mah mostly belinya nyicil. pake plan contract, kerjasama telco sama apple. malah enakan nyicil, kalo keluar baru tinggal tuker, cicilan naek dikit.

Wkwkwkwkwkwkkwk hal - hal kyk gini ternyata masih populer yh

Kata-kata mutiara dari Es Kelapa Muda #PutraSunda 🔥

@karirfess Kuota terbatas, peminat jauh melebihi kuota. Baru hari kedua kuota sudah habis. Yang ngga dapat ya kecewa. Buat yang dapat is a berry² good deal. 👍🏼

perihal ‘tukar gratis’ hp samsung yg lagi rame..

@Soaringeagle45 The driver should give $500 to the guy 😄

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man and tells the driver, “Do you want to earn $500 right away?” The driver excitedly says “What do I have to do?” “My wife just entered that hotel with another man, bring her to me by the hair, here's a picture of her.” After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while she’s kicking and screaming. He opens the door and puts her in the taxi. The husband says to him, "This is not my wife" The driver replied "I know, this is mine, hold her for me please, now I’m going back for yours”

Pemandangan serupa, hampir di semua SPBU terlihat antrian sampai keluar ke jalanan. Mau si Merah, si Hijau, ataupun si Biru. Antisipasi April's fool Mungkin 😄

Tenang Nanti Bapak pulang dari lawatan luar negeri akan merevisi angka kenaikan harga BBM yang "di-set" terlalu memberatkan masyarakat.

@liputan6dotcom terima kasih, pak pantesan selama ini pake gas koq sekali masak habis tiap hari beli gas jadinya. pffttthhhh

@MrOngDedy Deep condolences, Dear Sir

Rest in peace, our little one. You are loved beyond words and will live forever in our hearts.