Ndr The Third ☦️ (never banned again)

@Michaeldudufudu The educated clergy in the top left is actually women

Am i being ragebaited or are they fr?

@CamdenK_22 @Leah209698 @stevestomedy

@ndrthethird @Leah209698 @stevestomedy When someone asks you if a person who died is alive you do you say yes if you think they are in heaven? Yes or no? In the real world people don’t use “living eternally in the afterlife” and “alive” interchangeably.

he did it, he officially larped everything.

In 1986, the American Medical Association published an article titled "The Physical Death of Jesus Christ". It details the entire process of Jesus' trial to His death on the cross. In Luke 22, before Jesus is arrested, it is written that He was in great distress & sweating blood. Although rare, it is recognized as Hematidrosis, a condition caused by high levels of stress. At the time, the crucifixion was considered the worst death for the worst of criminals. But this is not all Jesus faced. He endured whipping so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. He was beaten so horribly that His face was torn & His beard ripped. A crown of thorns, 2-3 inches long cut deeply into His scalp. The leather whip used to flog Him had tiny iron balls & sharp bones. The balls caused internal injuries while the sharp bones ripped open His flesh. His skeletal muscles, veins, & bowels are exposed, causing major blood loss. Most men do not survive this kind of torture. After Jesus was severely flogged, He was forced to carry His cross while people mocked & spat on Him. Crucifixion was a process meant to instill excruciating pain, creating a slow & agonizing death. Nails as long as 8 inches were driven into Jesus' wrists & feet. The Roman soldiers knew the tendons in the wrists would tear & break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support Himself to breathe. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the courage...Jesus endured this reality for 3 hours! The Gospel of John writes that after Jesus' death, a Roman soldier pierced His side with a spear & blood & water came out. Scientists explain that from hypovolemic shock, the rapid heart rate causes fluid to gather in the sack around the lungs & heart. The accumulation of fluid in the membrane around the heart is called a Pericardial effusion & the lungs is called a pleural effusion. To the world, Christianity is as foolish as it can get. They believe it's for the weak. But when you are confronted by the reality of the cross, it's clearly not a pretty sight. It is brutal & horrific. This is the weight Jesus carried. The weight of the sins of the world, all so that we can live. God's wrath is fully satisfied in Jesus. This is what it took. Repent & believe! Jesus is “God among us” in the flesh. Jesus is our Savior. Jesus loves you so much that He went through this spiritual and physical punishment for your sins and mine. Jesus is the LORD, Almighty God, Everlasting Father. Thank You, Jesus.

@stevestomedy do you people know anything about christianity

@CamdenK_22 @Leah209698 @stevestomedy that's literally what being in heaven is. being alive. what do you think eternal life means

@Leah209698 @stevestomedy No? Unless you consider every single person that went to heaven as still alive? I think my great grandmother went to heaven but if someone asked about her I wouldn’t tell them she was alive.

@prefironaoir Reais brasileiros sabem que a maior contribuição musical do brasil para o mundo é no metal

Até vou ouvir um Goatpenis depois dessa

@Guilher_Spider @sugurumitadas Promiscuidade danifica as pessoas, sendo homens ou mulheres

@sugurumitadas Literalmente, quanto mais mulher o cara ficou mais a indole dele tem chance de ser questionável em relacionamento

Todo homem de bem cresceu feio e esquisito sem nenhuma ficante o ensino médio.

these sorority girls next to me at the library have failed the bechdel test for three hours straight

"boys and men suffering, but what about women?" will never fail and im not even mad about it

@Cece_Gaia_ @ShitpostRock2 It's the story of saint paisios and the drunk monk.

@ShitpostRock2 I saw a story a while back about a Christian Saint who struggled with alcoholism his entire life and constantly fought against his nature but never managed to shake it and the other monks he lived with said when he died his body was glowing. I think about it a lot lately.

That's the point

@FetteredFantast @enigma0451 @revenant_MMXX @NEETWorldOrder Ghosts sucks and always has sucked

@enigma0451 @revenant_MMXX @NEETWorldOrder COD Ghosts was one of the best entries in the franchise. Ghosts hate is tranny-coded and usually spurred on by watching video essays rather than actually playing the game.

The first ten seconds of Death Stranding 2 look better than this. We're not doing nostalgia for the 2010s.

metalheads according to posers: NO you arent allowed to listen to real metal fuck you metalheads in reality: PLEASE for the love of god expand your music taste, the underground stuff is a million times better than the mainstream sellout stuff posers: no fuck you

@ShitpostRock2 happened to me

@fe1iciano @SMV_Colossal @uncle_deluge @nicoreii_ Tá feio cara

@SMV_Colossal @uncle_deluge @nicoreii_ Fan futebolístico não tem opinião valida, foi mal 👍🏻

I have no idea why this drama is on my For You page but everyone complaining about Undertale not having more languages supported is doing it in what appears to be completely fluent English

I actually obtained most of my knowledge of English from software and media, as did most of my generation. Back in the day, we did not have translations for most digital things, and the ones that existed were bad (grammatically, not because of bad localization). So I just got used to "digital = English" from a young age. I still use all of my operating systems, software and games in English even when translations are widely available because of that. Of course, the issue of terrible localization also makes me not want to give translations a shot anymore.

@imkikosuarez Because maradona was a communist and a piece of shit of a human being and that's praiseworthy to leftists

I will never understand how the “Hand of God” is looked as a good thing

@iRetweetWomen @SpeedyMuffin That's a consequence of the show not having ANY filler, which is a bad thing. It's why the show feels so rushed. The story is constantly moving forward and we don't get to see the characters properly develop because the pacing doesn't let the cast breathe

@SpeedyMuffin the problem with it is that every good moment of the show is a major fucking spoiler of it's writing and what you're left with is a bunch of jokes that out of context make it look like fucking learning with pibby because they're all brightly colored cartoon things

Digital circus fans are so cringe they actually convinced me it was a horrible show and my friend had to beg me to watch it for me to find out its actually really good

LMFAOOOOO

@corsaren Life is beatiful.

gf has the day off. she comes into bedroom, says she wants cuddles. i ofc oblige. she proceeds to lie down on top of me, head in chest. very cozy. very cute. it has now been 45 minutes. she is asleep. when i move she starts growling. what do.