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@Argos_Online #BlackFriday shambles - wrong product arrived and now looks like one of my orders is out of stock! Burgess Hill answer phone!

@TheChiquito Is a 40-min wait for a drink, an hr+ wait for an overdone chimmyc and a few sorry-looking chips with a £12.95 steak acceptable?

He loves his mama #dogsrule #puppylove @Is_LtdEdition

Birthday boy Dobby

LOL! twitter.com/thei100/status…

Royal baby could be worth £1b to the economy if a girl... well that's a turn out for the books #GirlsLeadTheField

@Independent @KuoniTravelUK I would say #Maldives - but it's all beautiful!

“@KuoniTravelUK: Can't wait for next #Caribbean ep? Here's a taste of what's to come: bit.ly/SimonReeveInTh… #ttot pic.twitter.com/7a1Ha6DqYD

@Is_LtdEdition #truelove

Bodies are lumpy, bumpy and sometimes saggy. Get over it ind.pn/1CXUeiT

@Is_LtdEdition #babiesneedpets dogsome.net/22-photos-that…

@KristinStewart I can't keep up with Twitter- I think that's the trick, just keeping up with it. You tweet randomly and we respond!

Scarlett Johansson's formed a girlband - and here's their first single go.dspy.me/b7gV

@lemontwittor great choice.

@JessieWare @AnnieMac getting ready for summer #ChampagneKisses😎 po.st/JessieWareTCTS

@AdamWoodyatt @LauriebrettX well done both cracking tele #WhoKilledLucy

@bbceastenders #WhoKilledLucy what a brilliant night of tele! Blinding!

@Is_LtdEdition Ltd

@neashamlj @gracedent I am the naked egg chef (that came out wrong)

"@Independent: These are the world's 25 best beaches i100.io/gmzzXnS " @Is_LtdEdition Ltd #Woolacombe please