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worst part about job hunting is i don’t even want one.

Boomers had the $5 foot long, we have the $5 fountain drink

Platonically cuddling is so funny cus now we both have to ignore the other is hard as a brick

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

are we all forgetting that she’s a zionist hellooo

The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one

I get turned on from kissing btw

sorry cant flirt anymore i got a crush to stay loyal to

sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf

and if u ever start to miss me text me bc I miss u more

the larpers mad in the replies

I disliked hudson for no reason now I finally have a reason

I’m sorry but Tall Dark and Handsome should only be used for black men

Hudson Williams’ getting exposed for calling himself a Chinese Nigga. Mind you, he’s not Chinese or a Nigga.

the non blacks are selling out edge control to make squishy toys.. i’ve seen it all.

I mean as a man why are you waiting for a woman to initiate things ? 😭 Why tho?

me after one good text conversation

you ever like someone so much you start acting like you don’t 😭😂😭😂😭

i open prime video and get bombarded