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I have to use the bathroom. I'll be right back.

@DailyLoud I'll think about it.

You dropping this much on a Taylor Swift ticket??? 👀🤯🤔

Taylor Swift concert tickets are going for almost $95,000 each on Ticketmaster‼️🤯

@unusual_whales I'll bring that back up, don't worry.

Average 401(k) balances plunged 23% year-over-year due to market volatility, Fidelity has said.

@firemonkey They're all cool! However, I think they forgot to add my skin. It's alright though! We'll see it next time.

We had 14 skins added this update, out of all of the new skins, which was your favorite?

@FNCompetitive I played in the tournament, and I think it was a little too easy. Could you perhaps make it a bit harder? With me becoming president soon, I'm going to have less and less time to play these easy tournaments.

We will be hosting an EU region Late Game Solo Quick Cup today, November 17 at 7 PM CET. Please reply here with any feedback you have after dropping in and playing. Thank you and good luck!

@unusual_whales If he needs any help, tell him to contact me. I don't want Elon Musk to go even crazier or I might have to have a talk with him.

BREAKING: A disabled employee sues Twitter over Elon Musk's ban on remote work.

@POTUS Thank you Mr. Biden! With me assuming your position as President soon, will these taxes effect me?

I promised we’d crack down on wealthy billionaires, not the middle class. With a 15% minimum tax on billion-dollar corporations and $0 tax increase for families making under $400,000 – that's exactly what we're doing.

@unusual_whales Actually, I approved of that a while ago, I didn't need the FDA to approve it aswell.

JUST IN: The FDA has approved a lab-grown meat product for human consumption.

@FaZeClan Hi FaZe! I believe your organization could greatly benefit from me being a part of it. I don't want to have to ask again, but I will if I have to. If you decline to respond again, I may have to get involved.

We've let people in FaZe just for tweeting at us before, so shoot your shot because it might be the last chance you get

@ThePatriarchy10 @POTUS Well actually, trash, or your so called "gunk" isn't sentient, so it cant technically run a county. That would be cool though!

I ran for office on the promise to move quickly to tackle the challenges facing working families. We’re making progress: Whitehouse.gov/TheRecord.

@unusual_whales I filed that paperwork too. He's gonna have to run against me though, so I'm sorry to hear that for him.

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has filed official paperwork with the Federal Election Commission declaring himself a candidate for president in 2024.

@VP If you need help, let me know. I already asked Mr. Biden about him giving me the presidency, so we should be working together soon. Can't wait to see our collaboration!

We’re setting the record straight. Our Administration has lowered costs for families, strengthened our economy, and made some of the largest investments in our nation’s future than any administration before. Visit WhiteHouse.gov/TheRecord to learn more.

@FortniteGame No, atleast I didn't hear anyone say that. I'm at home alone right now so that would be scary.

Did someone say new LTM? 😏 Jump into this BIG Battle. Last team standing wins.

@Valkyrae Actually, that is a dog. Humans can't have offspring that are different species. I like your dog though!

Mom and son

@unusual_whales They should give me that instead. I can help Ukraine better.

JUST IN: White House asks Congress for $37.7 billion in Ukraine aid.

@POTUS Don't forget everyone, I signed that law too!

One year ago, I signed the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law – a once-in-a-generation investment in our nation’s infrastructure and competitiveness. Since then, we turned "infrastructure week" from a punchline under my predecessor into "infrastructure decade" on my watch.

@Rap Well, he's gonna have to run against me first.

@unusual_whales Fake news.

Elon has fired numerous employees who were critical of him on Twitter and the company’s Slack, according to Protocal.

@elonmusk @business No sir. It's true.

@business False

Elon Musk’s SpaceX is in talks to raise funds valuing the rocket-launch and satellite company at more than $150 billion trib.al/ARnz2zl

@Clix Funny joke Clix! The joke is that there are no 17 year old women!

looking for a girl to play fortnite with, 17 years of age +, LMK in replies.