Ned Smith

The greatest commentary in the history of commentary

@stone1_matthew @6pattysmith facts

I can’t believe there’s actual local football clubs who are starting pre-season already. This has to be some sort of joke? AFL clubs aren’t even back yet. You wonder why local footballers are ran into the ground toward the end of seasons…..there’s your answer.

@stone1_matthew I feel like Elon might ban you soon… chirp 🐣 🗣️ 😅

I know Jeremy Cameron said Ollie Dempsey is a horrible driver, but Ollie Dempsey happily walking away from that effort of parking at their mad Monday celebration should get him arrested.

@stone1_matthew sub rule on the bingo card?

Can’t wait to find out what illness Chris Scott says ran through the Geelong Football Club this week. There’s always an excuse, it’s just a matter what one he runs with this time. #AFLGF

Nah that’s it, blow the brownlow up if NWM isn’t getting 3 for that game. Sack the umpires who put those votes in. #Brownlow

@stone1_matthew go cats

Is it possible for neither of them to win next week? Most intolerable playing list vs the most intolerable, privileged set of fans. No neutral is a winner next week. #AFLFinals

@FootballInT80s @damonmarcon

12 years ago today: Knockaert has a penalty to put Leicester through to the play-off final…

@LukeWaite8 🦃?

What’s the point in paying 1.3mil for Mids when you have 🥔 in Key Positions #SameoldKangas #afldonsnorth

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@TaraBull808 @jhull94 @6pattysmith JKyp can confirm

@FootyonNine stop it llordo 😮‍💨😮‍💨 @6pattysmith @jhull94 @andrewbrown_31

"That's the best cook I've ever heard!" 😂 An ALL TIME closing cook from Llordo this week 🙌 #9FootyClassified | Nine & 9Now 🖥️

@FPLMarcin @jhull94

Dani Olmo owners right now

@FPLMarcin @damonmarcon @jhull94

@JamieHComedy @jhull94

Dunno what Eriksen did in a previous life but God wants his bald arse

@Tyre_94 @LukeWaite8

I’m assembling a team of specialists!

@tim_michell @jhull94 @6pattysmith 🙄

On the face of it, it sounds silly. But is Massimo D'Ambrosio a genuine contender for All-Australian? Hard to think of a winger who has been better consistently. #AFLTigersHawks

@FPL_Swe @jhull94

Germany conceding from an xG of 0.00 🙃

@FPLMarcin @damonmarcon 😬

@CFC_dennoh @damonmarcon

F*ck it, I'm Cole Palmer. Ice Cold moments from Cole Palmer for the 23/24 Season. A thread🧵

@_LFGolf @jhull94

What's your least favorite golf club to hit? I can't stand a 3 wood, which is why it's not in my bag anymore