Jorty Spice

@Truth_in_Number Bret Michaels has also dropped out lol

Trump's big 250th Birthday Party for America announced the lineup of performers yesterday. Turns out they forgot to tell the performers. 4 have already said, they were never going to participate. Also, what a line-up, super relevant in the 80s and 90s. (continued)

Why are there people like Frieza?

@alecrobbins “Urinal killscreen coming up!”

hey come quick, there’s a guy at the urinal who’s been peeing for 12 minutes straight and says he thinks he can make it to 20

@BitesDev FIFY

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

@alfranklino @kiiradesign @app_settings @grok lol @ grok. It’s Cavalry, TouchDesigner, and Davinci

@kiiradesign @app_settings @grok what are the 3 apps just after blender?

the $0 creative stack

The Simpsons - Technical Difficulties Mix 📺sound on📺

@alecrobbins Check out the gallery on neocities!! People are still innovating!

i haven’t seen a good website in many years

Johnny 5 is alive.

Time for a rebrand & new partnership?

@ratsnotagain Did someone say Butt Detective

saw a post from a Japanese dog account where the translated caption included the phrase “butt detective” but the timeline refreshed so I couldn’t save it. if you’ve seen this post please send it to me thank you.

@antlerantler Boredoms on the brain!! I watched this Boadrums 77 video over the weekend! youtu.be/UBgoA1li4sI?si… Imagine if there were 77 people farting all at once…

Years and years ago I heard this Boredoms song that basically the musicians screaming and making syncopated fart noises to the music and it was so fucking good and so fucking funny, and I have never been able to find it since...

@RawestAlbums PowerPoint ass design

Everyone keeps talking about the worst song recently but what do we think is the worst cover ever conceived

Black Sabbath’s beginning and the end…

Should be a Predator movie in every major city. See the Predator chasing an Elvis impersonator in Vegas, tries to catch a magician who keeps throwing illusions at him

@donttrythis Adam, I have to know - are you a POOL guy or a MALL guy?? My band Swimwear Department will be playing songs about POOLS and MALLS outside of @Comicpalooza at 6:30 tonight! Come hang out after the convention!!

Hey @pattonoswalt do you like POOLS and/or MALLS?? My band Swimwear Department will be playing songs about POOLS and MALLS outside of @Comicpalooza tonight at 6:30! Come hang out if you’re done for the day!

Yeah I got a switch 2… gotta switch 2 a different deodorant! I stink like fucking shit!!!