PJ

@ohnomywallet No like yeah he gotta die. Matter of fact every high school boyfriend gotta die

@d3athbytickle Yes xx ⛓️🖤🖤🖤🕷️🕷️🕷️🥀

@needlestopper Let me know x

They were in at the time, I swear!

Open recruitment on my Hinge for men who want to help me and my roommates move the biggest couch of all time

It’s all happening

@PoliSci_Cam @Iowrtown Well, yes!

@needlestopper @Iowrtown WHAT

Second to last week at work so I’m telling people they look as good as Oprah’s bank account when they walk in

@Iowrtown Promotion at big girl job!!!

@needlestopper Why leave

@PoliSci_Cam Thank you I hate ts so much

@needlestopper Ayyyy congratulations on getting out of hell

@PoliSci_Cam No I’m done hosting

@needlestopper You're not gonna be an accountant anymore?

Sushi San about to see me in the worst fit I’ve ever put on

@ilovevamprwknd I need it

When he genuinely in the hospital about to get an appendectomy but the groupchat talking about some Pinterest on laptop time 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

NYC sober this weekend no coke or jewish women

jpegmafia discourse on my timeline in 2026

I was never joking

@ljdubzzz You were invited. You didn’t come.

@needlestopper ??????? Invite

just booked last minute rooftop reservations for drinks

Just ate the Pad Thai that makes you sick and I be charging my vape on my MacBook #FatherJohnMisty