DisasterFloof

So, I just followed you. Here's why: -You're funny -You're racist -You criticized a government. Any government -You posted something crazy hot while I was horny 🥵 -You're a furry with moderate to severe rightwing views For any and all of the reasons above, keep being based

Coming across someone who blocked you in the wild is a magical feeling. It's confirmation that, however briefly, you played a minor role in the life of a complete stranger

@EightTrck Step aside I'm digging that treasure out the garbage bin

Man, first time I really vibe with a girl in a very long time and she's the "I'll burst into flames if I step into a Church" types. And smokes weed while driving. I can't raise a family with somebody like that.

@tuuu28283 Slumming it in new york is dangerous but if you have the money to hang around the nicer parts of town you can have a decent stay

アメリカの兄弟達 友達にアメリカ今度行きたいんだけど 初級編でハワイかニューヨークいきたいって伝えたら ニューヨークは危ないって言われたんだけど兄弟達どう思う？？

@HeadkickHasbi @DNjtrenton Yeah but the point is if the black percentage matches the overall percentage then that means they're achieving at the same rate as everyone else

@DNjtrenton Acting like a masters degree isn’t a special thing few people have

8% of all adult males in America have a master’s degree…

Black folx and their impossible challenges

I agree thar Ocarina is a great game but it can't be called the greatest of all time because your fucking respawn point is the starting town

What's the point of jerking off when youre just gonna be hard again 5 minutes later?

If christopher columbus were born today he'd be cristopher amongus

@wanted4mogging I love conservative bitches

every “conservative” girl i’ve come across irl is just “i love to abuse substances and have casual sex every week too but ONLY with guys who drive pickup trucks 😻”

Umm good news twitter I got to hit three people raw

Rigby unironically the type of guy to fall for the "the socks absorb the gay" meme

@nikofuzzbot The best tool is hands down just a hose for your shower

i need to get apparatus for cleaning because i need to get railed

Man why are YOU tired? I'm the one who's been bouncing on it

@LargestCheese1 I live in rural texas and I can hold hands with whoever I want. Cleetus and Johnboy doing care what the queers get up to. I fact, I make some of them feel funny

Quick question to Republican gays. If you want to hold hands with your partner, where would you rather do it? San Francisco 🔵 Or Rural Arkansas 🔴 Hope this helps expanding your beliefs 😁

@Eggsbert_ @LinchZhang Given how he acts in the bible, he would press the blue button but his vote is worth 1 trillion normal votes

@LinchZhang God would press the Red Button, actually

An avid X user dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, God offers to answer any question they have. The Tweeter asks, "Just one. What's the correct answer to the button question?" God responds: "The blue button" The X user pauses, nods, and says, "Wow. The virtue signaling goes even higher than I thought".

@RedLuNSFW DNA/RNA shield in the supply cabinet at work. I have to take a blood sample

What’s the first thing you do if ya wake up as your fursona? Personally? Gotta test out that new sheath and knot.

@Mean_Quivern I am a highly evolved specimen. I can use my nails to open soda cans

I don't sperg out much about furry stuff becasuse it's mostly stupid; but HUMANITY. Really? Fingernails? Just why did we evolve these? They are useless, only moderately decorative, often painful, and they cant even grip things. I would rather deal with claws.

Imagine getting tacked to the ground by secret service and the man you tried to kill shoves an iphone in your face and starts snapping pics in portrait mode

There are scum here that constantly moan that Trump betrayed them or Trump is compromised. Trump puts himself in the line of fire every single day. And has for years. Because he stills believes in America. The least you could do is believe in him

My boyfriend was looking relaxed so I booted up my pc and made him fight spamton