Neil Roarty

@tommylfc_ @plusevdegen Says win only on the screen

@neilroarty @plusevdegen Looking and the prices of the others and paying 3 places, these are very generous prices from the bookies

Win only in the ring at Kempton Park

Starting to wish we hadn't qualified #Scotswatch

This explains why he wasn't getting a game early in the season but it also justifies him signing for Udinese over Celtic. Celtic's Fat Camp is a party with cake and crisps #Scotswatch

@Selickpark If Cvancara needing a partner is a reason to play a certain way then you should maybe play Cvancara?

Rest of season go with a 3-5-2. Wingers are literally providing zero for strikers. Cvancara would be better with Someone up top with him also. Ken

@natsiobhan_ Can say what you like about Marinakis, he isn’t gouging the fans and incessant coach changes and complaints are rooted in a desire to grow the club. Villa a bit different with a lot of funky psr deals and high costs to fans

villa’s vs forest’s europa league quarter final ticket prices crazy difference 🫠

The whole concept of Febreze when I was a kid was to cover the smell of cannibas.

@MarkOHaire bit misleading to include Leicester's points deduction in this. They may only have gained 5 points in 15 games but from punting pov they're not as bad as that (not great of course).

❄️ WORST TEAMS IN 2026 ❄️ 0.06 🦉 Sheff Wed 0.33 🔵 Barrow 0.33 🦊 Leicester 0.38 ⚪️ Spurs 0.44 ⚪️ Tranmere 0.47 👞 Northampton 0.67 🟣 Burnley 0.75 👹 Crawley 0.80 🔴 Rotherham 0.80 🔘 West Brom 0.81 🟠 Blackpool 0.82 🟡 Harrogate 0.87 🔵 Gillingham 0.88 🟠 Newport 0.94 🔴 Exeter *Points per-game earned in league games in 2026

@LZ_Racing180 Assume it will be back for the World Cup when Messi wins MotM in Scotland v Haiti #Scotswatch

Type of markets were so fucking lucrative back when these were fan voted. Spin the wheel stuff…

John McGinn with 2 goals in 2 games this week. Seems his absence was what was causing Villa their issues #scotswatch

Scottish Premier League pitch in spring #Scotswatch

And people complain about fake slips on social media.

@London_W4 In which Hackney bar can I sample pea vodka?

In a pub this evening in Hackney and as I stood at the bar to order my glass of wine, a bloke on a barstool asked if I’d tried their pea flavoured vodka. “As it happens, I haven’t” I replied. Well you should, said he and slid a glass of it along the bar to me. I sipped away at it and declared it to be most pleasant and indeed, pea flavoured. It’s locally made it turns out. The barmaid showed me the bottle. I’d never heard of pea flavoured vodka, nor have I seen vodka served in a wine bottle. Tonight, I have broadened my horizons though and my mind. Cheers 🥂

Ryan Christie the best number 10 on the field today and shows it with a wonder goal #Scotswatch

Glasgow gets less sunshine than any city of over 100k in the world. Every day a Glaswegian doesn’t kill themselves is a heroic triumph of the human spirit.

An absolute screamer of a goal here. Might be better than his overhead kick #Scotswatch

@wraith_ @LZ_Racing180 He was on a suspended sentence after being penalised twice before for whip breaches. What you say should happen is exactly what has happened here

@LZ_Racing180 It should have an exception like 1 extra whip leeway rule and you can’t exceed that exception more than like 2 rides a month or something or then you do actually get a ban

Nothing sums up the ineptitude of Scottish officiating than shouting "boot on top of boot" while looking at an image of studs raking down a shin.