Festus

Sorry I'm late the urge to not even move a single muscle in my body today was strong

It's not important This moment These words spoken From nowhere With no thought give Just a blur Before our memories What's important What is to be treasured Is this Us Together, Losing, may be, The battle But Most definitely, Winning the war

Memories are all about the people we cherish, not the luxury we own.

Me: Hiding in my pantry from a murderer Also me: Opens a bag chips in pantry gets murdered

Current status: Awake..but not really operational

A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favourite movie, and mom’s maiden name. Then log in and read all their emails.

If you aren't the one holding her hand, you're just a spectator in her life.

Nowadays, you can't even stay mad at your girl because of this guy called "AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU."

Distance yourself from people who see a problem for every solution.

Can’t get your ducks in a row? Call Huey, Dewey, and Louie for a free consultation

Cooking competition Me to judge: what’s wrong with it? I have just fudge for a meal all the time

Guy serenading me: 🎶 Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on 🎶 Me *after belching loudly* That’s beautiful

My toxic trait is putting leftovers in the fridge knowing damn well I'll never eat it

I have been busy being my alter ego (a teacher) and suffering with impostor syndrome, but I got a reminder that this creative life was sent to me to live it out—not to hide it. I hope you might give my work a try and let me know how you like it. 💜 a.co/d/9HuZAch

Slip into my dreams and make me never want to wake up again

You're gorgeous when your heart is ripped right open for all to see. -telling myself in the mirror

Don't buy your wants and then beg for your needs.

Accidentally typed “this” instead of “that” so I hit backspace 4 times cuz Lord knows the “th” was wrong

Just playing Devil’s Food Cake Advocate

Feeling that kind of glow i can only get from a night time sky filled with stars

Maybe i just like how my world spins slower than yours