Alessandro Calvo@Ale_PPathways
90+% of Paraguayan companies are made up of NPC monkeys.
(and why you should beware of women here + how to get things done).
THE STORY
Yesterday I bought stuff from Farmacenter. I choose the delivery from 07.00 to 08.00 at my apartment.
08.00 comes, no reply.
By 12.36 I text them. No reply.
By 19.00 I lose my patience.
THE SOLUTION
Don't let them breathe. Call, text, call again, send pics, call, call, text more, make it rain for 15 minutes.
Text all their numbers, call the hq, call the branch, call the number on the website, text any number that could be associated to the company.
Keep biting and barking.
If they smell a bit of patience, they'll delay forever until you go crazy.
THE RESULT - WHAT I HATE THE MOST
The bro understands it's time to put the terere down for 20 seconds so I don't bother him any longer. Of course it took 20 seconds to arrange the delivery.
A lady texts me:
"We're shipping now, gteat news, THE PRODUCT HAS JUST ARRIVED"
What a once in a lifetime coincidence!
The split second I get mad is exactly the same exact moment you receive the thing! No shit!
And they expect you to be so retard that you'll believe it.
How could I possibly be so damn stupid to believe you really received the product in that moment?!
Why don't you just apologize and offer me something free or a coupon to make up for your negligence??
And funniest fact:
I ordered from them because Punto Farma's app is plain broken and wouldn't let you register an account.
That's why a foreigner comes with some bare minimum work ethics and conquers the whole market in like 2 business days.
