Peter Nelson

@IAmChrisRamsey I'll just leave this here... #BaggedCarriedOverjoyed. Just an idea to flog your book for Christmas. 1. Bagged by an Elf 2. Carried by Father Christmas on his sleigh 3. Overjoyed or Enjoyed by the recipient. Just imagine the book is in the bag and on sleigh. Peter

@AldiUK I can quite often hear a Sonic Boom coming from your Alphington Road, Exeter branch!

You think 5G is fast? Have you seen our checkout staff

@FIAT_UK So how much does the 'rainbow powered space finder' extra cost?

@BenHowels @ProjectLincoln Nellie the Elephant

@ProjectLincoln The Kids are Alt Right

Name this band.

@robprogressive I think first you'll have to shammy that scuff mark off the van!

Which one to take out on this nice hot day?

@robprogressive I suppose you just ate Moor Moore Moore?

Current mood 🤔🧐😝

@markprogressive One of my favourite films growing up was D.A.R.Y.L. How about you?

Data beats emotions

@robprogressive I'm looking forward to your critism. Today, I'm going to find a big fat notebook to write them all in!

Only when you don’t need my praise and don’t fear my criticism can you truly be yourself #DailyRobism

@CPHutchinson @IAmChrisRamsey Your having a laugh!

Comedy is an artform and deserves to be treated as such. Without access to financial support comedy will not exist as we know it. Sign the open letter to stop comedy being forgotten by government arts funding: savelivecomedy.co.uk It's time to #SaveLiveComedy

@robprogressive Wow Rob, you obviously don't like the quiet life. Just wait for the new wave of business to follow. I hope no one rains on your parade!

This is the cover of my book "Money" translated for the #Japanese market. Thank you to everyone who has read my books & my publisher for supporting me in these translation deals #MoneyBook

@awliscombefc Was good to come off the bench and score a hatrick for the mighty Awls today 4-1 #greatservice #goodtobeback

Loving the exeter city/arsenal themed ballons at the foot anstey proper crimbo do. #hollyfoot