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@UtdFaithfuls I muted "press and hold" now my timeliness is healthy again

What's with the 'press and hold' thing that's all over the timeliness? It's really irritating.

@FrankEra_ Tchouameni is not all that

Wait, imagine this means we actually sign Tchouameni.. 😭

😭😭

@Olalekan_000 okay

Manchester United fans should take it easy. It's only preseason, yet you guys are making so much noise.

@Olalekan_000 you're just in pain because you thought he was going to flop

Manchester united midfield is so mid to the extent that Chelsea bench player is the one bossing their midfield 🤣🤣

Carrick ball

@itssophlex don't worry, we can give you ugarte for free

The money we collected for Andrey Santos to Man United is a big scam. We should have gotten more money 🚶🏾‍♀️

Leny Yoro at RB

@ManUtd Andrey Santos and Lenyo Yoro

We're ahead at the interval 🤝 Watch the second half LIVE on MUTV 📲

Andrey Santos is some player.

@giddy_fx you dont know ball thats why

Andrey Santos may prove me wrong shorter than I expected. 👌

@ManUtd @sekou_k06 how do you send kone on loan and leave fletcher boys?

ℹ️ Sekou Kone has joined Swiss side Lausanne-Sport for the 2026/27 campaign. Go show them what you've got, @Sekou_K06 👊

@CFCms3 you might finish 11th place this time

What the ACTUAL fuck Is Xabi Alonso cooking?

@TouchlineX Damn 7 years in a row for Wayne Rooney

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: All the FIFA/EAFC editions since 2000!

When I come home from work on a hot Saturday afternoon and see my son hate watching Arsenal instead of doing his home work

Manchester United play ball today....

Sesko will finish this mid defender 😂

@ManUnitedZone @ChrisWheelerDM no wonder why we are getting cooked by Elliot ANDERSON WTF IS THIS!! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE!!

🚨 Tyler Adams is among a number of options being considered by Manchester United as the club weigh up signing a third midfielder this summer. He would cost around £35m. [@ChrisWheelerDM]

@TelegraphDucker he thinks pep is still there

Elliot Anderson taunts #MUFC by claiming he’s joined the “Kings of Manchester” 5 year deal with #MCFC with option to 2032. “I think they’re winners, they’re relentless, and that's the sort of team I want to be a part of - champions and people who win trophies. Over the last 10, 12 years, they’ve dominated, so that’s why I wanted to join.” ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

I cant use reposts to hide my flop tweets anymore