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@hellobuglers, I have a new nickname for the Republican majority leader in the US Senate. They should call him “Glitch” McConnell. Too soon?

@ufc Hey @ufc, who won the match maker contest? Please tell me it was me!

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@hackedpodcast, 3-D TV was exactly what popped in my head when I saw Apple’s AR headset. I’m not interested in it at all but what do I know I didn’t switch to an iPhone until Samsung phones wouldn’t stop catching fire. ##GreatPodcast

Hi @hellobuglers! Boris Johnson, resigned. Donald Trump, indicted. Berlusconi, dead. Wrapped everything up nicely. Bugle season finale!

@Gerashchenko_en Hopefully that’s the effect of some poison taking hold in his system. My condolences to the family of his food tester.

Putin's feet during his meeting with Lukashenko. Is this Morse code?

Any interest @elonmusk? You’re in to over paying for garbage. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Hey @elonmusk, what are you waiting for? Why haven’t you stolen Chinese balloon yet?

@hellobuglers, George Santos isn’t just a liar, he’s a plagiarist. He used the plot of a not very good Eddie Murphy movie, as a campaign strategy. Jokes on all of us, because it worked. We live in a time immune to satire.

@ThisAmerLife @JiayangFan I would’ve won the vehicle rental. I got the first one right and the third one right. My only linguistics credentials come from the fact that I’ve been a sales person for decades and I’ve talked to a ton of people. If you ever play this game again please give me a shot.

.@JiayangFan has a theory that when she hears other Chinese-Americans speak, she can tell how old they were when they immigrated to the U.S. This week, we put her theory to the test. bit.ly/3F1dkhk

@hellobuglers, sometimes the stuff just satirizes itself.

@bitFlyer can’t believe you guys are still in business.

@MuellerSheWrote The only way Donald Trump is a job creator is by creating content for the podcast industry and the law enforcement industry. #ElonMuskSucks #FreeSpeechBro.

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@DarknetDiaries, topic for an episode: who was the programmer behind, “The SQL Slammer Virus"? Can something like that happen again? Don’t mind the hashtags. This is just the way I end all of my tweets these days.#ElonMuskSucks #FreespeechBro

@elonmusk You are a garbage person. #ElonMuskSuck #FreeSpeechBro

Awesome new Twitter merch!

@hellobuglers, the pun run felt like it was 15 years long this week. #ElonMuskSucks #FreeSpeechBro

@elonmusk youtu.be/IquM6qVFvkk Elizabeth Holmes got 11 years! How long do you think you’re gonna get when they eventually arrest you? #CancelElonMusk #Freespeech

How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one.

@hellobuglers there was a suggestion made on the show to make fun of Elon Musk each week till he buys it. Please do that. I will start paying for the subscription I promise. Please insult Elon musk each week. #Elonmusksucks #FreeSpeech

@hellobuglers, Nato Green, is your favorite comedian’s, favorite comedian! #ElonMuskSucks #HowisThatForFreeSpeech

@hellobuglers, more Neto green please! The Chuck Schumer joke made me laugh so hard I had to pause the episode for two minutes.