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Amandalorian
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Amandalorian
@nerdytogether
People deserve to eat shouldn’t be a radical statement. she/her/they Hubs= @idget Yarn, fabric, and lil baby plants 😍 🇲🇽🇺🇸 stan SVT 💎 old lady carat
Parma, OH, USA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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I sew and quilt with bare feet. I’m already immune to whatever this is.
lady gwenevere@Lady__Gwenevere
Threads is so useless but it lets me see such things like this so it can stay
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When we say people are illiterate, anyone clowning on “guy who wrote his own ube ice cream recipe” is right in there with the sea of doofuses we are worried about.
martin 🐅@tijger_streep
I don't think the ube ice cream guy should be killed or anything but objectively "I have developed a version of schnitzel that uses veal" or "I have developed a pork version of katsu curry" would get you clowned on here.
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I once had my blood drawn by a flamboyant gay man with all the stereotypical mannerisms to the point it almost seemed like a lampoon give me a long gripe about how he’s not from this hospital but they are SO lucky he came to help and it was the most entertaining blood draw ever.
Lauren Self@laurenlself
Europeans can’t comprehend the joy of a slightly overweight and sun damaged woman with a beautiful heart walking up to your table to serve you, greeting you with “Hey baby how are you doing tonight?” and small talking until she hits you with a “So what are we having, darlin?” You will tip her 30% and she’ll say “thank you baby.” As you leave the restaurant you’ll hear a bald eagle in the distance and the feeling of red white and blue will pulse through your veins.
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Uhhh so they just introduced a bill that allows murder of pregnant women?
Political Punk@actingliketommy
This is not normal.
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Coups- Snow White but also Ariel
Hannie- Vanelope
Josh- Cinderella
Jun- Aurora
Hoshi- Jasmine
Wonwoo- Mulan
Woozi- Tiana
The8- Pocahontas
Mingyu- Kida
DK- Rapunzel
Kwanie- Esmeralda but also Mirabel
Vernon- Megara but also Belle
Dino- Merida but also Eilonwy
Twinkwanhui✩࿐V8🦦🕶️@24H_13
YALL give your seventeen as Princesses suggestions GO
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Look at DK tho. Laughing at them for being so extra like this makes it hilarious to me.
lala ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢@channieluuvr
how many times do you think wonwoo’s jerked off to this clip?
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I think maybe Dino is a genius. Like this is so funny and so meta and he does it so effortlessly.
:)@sounds_of_cheol
dino boyfriend-material stickers challenge by picheolin 📸
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IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING
Vivek Sen@Vivek4real_
BREAKING: MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED TO BAN ITS OWN ENGINEERS FROM USING AI DUE TO THE COST OF USING IT. VP OF NVIDIA SAID, “THE COST OF AI FOR MY TEAM WAS MORE THAN HUMANS” “AI CAN COST MORE THAN HUMAN WORKERS NOW”
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Sorry for the qt. My replies still don’t work. I’m relieved to hear I’m normal. I’m shocked to hear every three days still is. That sounds so long. 😯
# 1 teen,age enthusiast 헤일리랑해@morningvernon
@nerdytogether I heard normal is anywhere from three times a day to once every three days.
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Midwesterners: First time?
Elsewhere on the planet: Yeah. You?
Midwesterners: *chuckle* No. Not my first time.
Heloïse@noiseofheloise
Voilà une planète qui va bien!
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Um… Maybe you just need more fiber and more hydration. I poop at LEAST twice a day. Everyone has a different normal in this but I promise this isn’t a gender lines thing.
Amelia🤍@NotJustLerato
Honest question… why do guys poop everyday without fail but most women can go 2 to 3 days without??
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Actual dystopia. They take the sum of human knowledge and creativity which we all contributed to. They hoard it and destroy our access to it without a paywall thus selling us back our own knowledge!!
Vivek Sen@Vivek4real_
SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”
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It’s BooSeokSoon and Gyu and it’s not even close. Meanwhile Hannie kisses sober.
lala ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢@channieluuvr
which seventeen members do you think kiss when they’re drunk?
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That’s the most Howl that ever Howled and I’m so glad he finally got to wear the costume he’s been keeping all this time.
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The machines rotate around. They get shots flat (and even small breasts can squish in a surprising amount) and they get side shots and like 3/4 view and whatever other direction they can manage.
.°• 🪷@lmanna__
duda real: como te hacen la mamografía si tienes los pechos muy pequeños?? tipo yo nunca me he hecho una, pero no veo manera de que los míos se puedan aplastar tanto horizontalmente 💀
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I made hummus from scratch scratch today. Like dry chickpeas that I had to boil. Turned out good but the bean boiling makes it a pain in the ass compared to the canned kind. But I’m supposed to watch my sodium so there we go.
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I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs
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genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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