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@hernandoarce @LongTimeHistory @JoaquinCastrotx It’s always people that look like this pendejo 🥴😂

@LongTimeHistory @JoaquinCastrotx Free car repair. The illegal alien got off easy considering his kids been getting education and healthcare off our backs. Deport !!

MAGA man calls ICE to detain auto mechanic after car is fixed—to avoid paying him. Agents shoot the man with pepper spray—after he is already on the ground handcuffed. "He called ICE to my house to arrest my father in order to avoid paying for work he completed on his cars," his daughter said. The incident occurred in The Colony suburb of Dallas, Texas.

@cutiieepie6 I’m sure one of those Venezuelans or Colombians that do door dash would be very thankful with the $10 tip!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@oppenheimera They forgot he was sending their people to Cecot in El Salvador !!!

So Trump wants to make #Venezuela the 51st. U.S. state, while he's deporting nearly 700,000 Venezuelan TPS holders/assylum seekers? If Venezuela becomes a U.S. state, wouldn't all Venezuelans automatically become U.S. citizens? 🙄

@Gabo_Dominguez Los estaba mandando a el Cecot 🤷🏽

Trump está encarcelando y deportando cuánto marrón ve por ahí que no habla inglés nativo y ustedes marrones hispanoparlantes, de verdad JURAN que el bicho quiere darle 30 millones de pasaportes a marrones que hablan español, dale si va

@IkerCasillas @realmadrid Kloop seria perfecto!!

No tengo ningún problema con Mourinho. Me parece un gran profesional. No le quiero en el @realmadrid . Creo que otros entrenadores estarían mejor capacitados para entrenar en el club de mi vida. Opinión personal. Nada mas.

@NickRTFM Can’t wait to see France , imagine Mbappe, Dembele , Olise up front …

Gimme your hottest take for World Cup 2026

@LangmanVince Hahaha I’m sure King LeBron is devastated, in the mean time you keep living your miserable life ..

Morning America: There's nothing better than waking up in the morning and finding out that the overrated racist LeBron James has been swept out of the NBA playoffs again! 😂

@GreggOrrMAGA @TheStaad Try in Spanish maybe , maybe you make more sense , pendejo 😏😬

More bullshit I believe the liberates will fail and MAGA will take over even dumb people like safety and a clean good country! Just have to get the mental ill off the streets and the illegals out of the country and everyone else can get to work! No free food and free abortions and free sex changes !

I believe the United States will ultimately break up into smaller nation-states, and this will be a good thing The red flyover states will return to familial and communal living and traditional values, and the blue states will disintegrate into oblivion

@RetroBayArea No smoke 💯 , I don’t want to smell like cigarettes, gross …

The San Francisco smoking ban. San Francisco, 1998. California banned smoking in bars and restaurants on January 1, 1998. I was working in a restaurant at the time. Management still let the regulars smoke after closing until things cooled down. Twenty-eight years later, Supervisor Myrna Melgar introduced a bill to extend the ban to open-air patios and parklets at bars. Health advocates say it will protect workers and patrons from secondhand smoke. Bar owners at places like O'Reilly's Pub, Zeitgeist, and El Rio say it will hurt their business. The question being raised is why cigarettes on a patio are the priority when fentanyl overdoses in the city topped 700 last year and open drug use is still a common sight around downtown. Cannabis retailers are exempt from the bill. source footage 🎥: KGO-TV

@kreise23782 @laloalcaraz I rather be an undocumented than an inbreed from PA 😬

@neryparada1989 @laloalcaraz Says the illegal from infested San Francisco

Do you need help packing

@mtgreenee Do you know most people that live in Costa Rica speak Spanish right ? yes those people you and your party are hunting !!

Lying Larry is at it again. No wonder they won’t give her a White House hard pass to be part of the WH press pool. Lying Larry is not a journalist. I’ve never been involved in “insider trading”, as I had signed a fiduciary contract and all of my investments were made by my financial advisor and legally reported in all of my FEC reports following the law. Oh and I didn’t make $25 million or whatever liars like Larry Loomer claim. But if anyone can point me to where that bank account is, I’d be grateful 😂 Thankfully and proudly, my wealth and assets come from years of hard work from a family construction business before I ever ran for Congress in 2020. Shame on Larry for lying and wealth shaming. It’s the American dream to own your own business and be successful! I won’t apologize for achieving the American dream and will not be shamed for it. Also, I signed a discharge petition for legislation against stock trading in Congress bc the Speaker was refusing to bring the popular bill to the floor for a vote. But the real insider trading is in the executive branch because it’s in the various departments where Government contracts are signed before the public even knows, not in the legislative branch. This is something hardly anyone ever talks about. Also, who is getting rich off of those big oil trades? Someone with super secret inside information! Larry would you like to weigh in on that? Or would that be betraying your false God’s administration or foreign overlords? And kids, don’t take financial advice from Larry, she’s still writing monthly checks to CAIR after losing another lawsuit. Oh and I’m 100% a proud American who lives in Georgia! And for Costa Rica, yes Brian and I love it! It’s a beautiful country filled with beautiful people! We love to travel all over the world and will share lots of pics and videos! Pura Vida Larry!

@Miriam_Junne Ya van a salir el estupido de Trump y little Marco Rubio a decir que le van a revocar la visa !!

Mientras algunos futbolistas evitan cualquier gesto político, Lamine Yamal levantó la bandera palestina en plena celebración del título del Barça. 🇵🇸 Campeonísimo.

@kate_p45 Fuck off !

Must be nice. Get elected screaming “America First,” spend years insider trading your way to millions, while your own state was flooded with illegals and foreign workers. Then, because Trump wouldn’t endorse you for Senate, you quit on your constituents, flip to the radical left, protect the same people who kept the border open, prioritized illegals, and laundered our tax dollars. Now you’re running away to your $5 million mansion in Costa Rica, bought with the money you got selling out your own country, to live with your beta cuck fiance. Pathetic traitor.🤬

@Badhombre I swear MAGATS are shitty human beings, we can agree and disagree but use some one healthy issues as a propanga is fucking low , fuck off pendejo …

Yeah, let’s take political advice from the guy with AIDS and a trooned out son.

@Alfre3jo @Vensibrice1712 Lo unico que agarrarias es towel paper de parte de Trump en caso de un huracan!

@Vensibrice1712 1) una visa para ir a cualquier parte del mundo. 2) formar parte del país más importante del mundo. 3) una economía que no sea una puta mierda. 4) deshacernos del chavismo. 5) qué las empresas privadas vuelvan y ofrezcan trabajo bien remunerado. ¿Sigo?

Si Venezuela se convierte en el Estado 51, los EE.UU ganaría las mayores reservas de petróleo del mundo, enormes cantidades de oro, coltán, diamante y tierras raras, el mejor beisbol del mundo, las mejores playas y las mujeres más hermosas. ¿Que ganaríamos los venezolanos?

@Vensibrice1712 En caso de un huracan Trump les llevaria towel paper como hiso con Puerto Rico 😏

@DannyU2020 @leylahamed Not a Barcelona but in my book he’s a descent human being ..

@leylahamed You can be a great player but a stupid human being

Lamine Yamal raises the Palestinian flag during Barcelona’s league title parade 🇵🇸

@PickMeDaily Maybe they’re not perverts like you …

@gretosini @javiernegre10 Sure 🥴😂

@neryparada1989 @javiernegre10 Hahaha nadie come eso acá tampoco, así que 😜

El alcalde socialista de Nueva York Mamdani ha quebrado la ciudad más rica del mundo en tan solo 4 meses. Javier Milei terminó con la hiperinflación más alta del mundo y devolvió el superávit fiscal a la Argentina en tan solo 2 años. El socialismo y el “todo gratis” siempre termina llevando a la quiebra. Mientras el trabajo y la libertad

@GuntherEagleman Next mass shooting in the making …

Well done, dad!