🌷vanessa🌷

Added some things to my wishlist 🤗 As always, if you buy anything from the list, you get rewarded in your DMs 😘 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

@HefeJesus Idk how to do that yet lol but I’m gonna try eventually

@nessarae95 Make a crochet bikini with a matching cap 💁‍♂️😊

Also, I got more yarn today 🤷🏻‍♀️ Idk what I’m making with the first 4 yet, but the 2 Loops & Threads ones are for a project I already started that I ran out of those colors for lol

When you delete all the messages with the 6 members of one side of your family and realize that you barely talked in the first place.. lmao. To add: I’ve had this phone for over a year and have kept every message until now. Sooo… that’s fucking wild.

IT HAS POCKETS! 😂 I’ll take a better picture when my cute little shoes get here too 😇

Not unless my husband was okay with it for some reason.

Wild, but yes.

Woman at McDonald’s this morning told me I’m pretty so 🥹

These are the best. Don’t @ me lol

Got food at Dairy Queen and one of my chicken strips looked like a whole penis with balls included… I DIDN’T ORDER ANY DICKEN!!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

@DabCraftQueen Damn I read that and thought there was a typo cause I follow this reallyyyyy psycho guy on Facebook called Jax the Ripper 🤣💀 anywho, my ex met Jacques the Whipper lmfao

That Jacques the whipper guy will be in MA in October so we really wanna go to the ren faire this year

Tell me who you are and maybe we can be lol

Hmm 🤔 I’m gonna try!

Whomst is this? 🤣

Reveal yourself lmao

Now would be a great time for people to get ridiculous 😂

Hey sooo buy me stuff from my Amazon wishlistttt. I’m drunk and need gifts 🥺 I will reward you immensely 🙏🏻

Hey so fun fact: I’m a fun, happy, silly, bubbly drunk. So if I’m drinking and I’m mad or annoyed at you, YOU caused that. 🖕🏻

Happy freaking Friday.

I should’ve always known I was gonna be into older men because I had the FATTEST crush on Stephen Collins when I was TWELVEEEE 🤣💀