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Fernando André 🐧

Fernando André 🐧

@netriver

Linux user since 1998.

Oporto, Portugal Katılım Ocak 2007
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Leonor 👸
Leonor 👸@LeonortheQueen·
Por amor da santa 😂😂😂😂 Acabo de ficar fã dos aneis do Sócrates😂😂😂😂😂
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Noah
Noah@NoahKingJr·
Watching the CI/CD pipeline run 1800 tests for a 1-line change that fixes a typo
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Ayaan 🐧@twtayaan·
DevOps engineers explaining Kubernetes to the team. 😂
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TDM (e/λ) (L8 vibe coder 💫)
Defending my Spring Boot Java app that uses 64GB RAM to return { "status": "ok" }
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Karthik
Karthik@karthikponna19·
in which language did you write your first HELLO WORLD ?
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
The first person in the world to kick his own balls… That’s history right here!
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bu/ac@buperac·
Water cannon versus manure truck was the battle you never knew you wanted to see. Farmers are pissed in the EU
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Elma@oelma__·
He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??
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Nathan™
Nathan™@fofinjareal·
Lembre-se que o preço da memória RAM está caro por causa disso
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Luaty Beirão
Luaty Beirão@LuatyBeirao·
Para se marcar consulta do dia no centro de saúde, a minha mãe tem agora de fazê-lo ligando para o @SNS_Portugal. Pelo aplicativo só aparecem as opções "saúde materna" e "planeamento familiar". Se não for por esta via, tem de ir às urgências. Espantam-se que estejam a abarrotar?
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Kyros
Kyros@IamKyros69·
Before you ask AI another dumb coding question… watch this.
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Fernando André 🐧@netriver·
I use AI to make Jira Issue Tickets longer and meaningful for people that don't understand what I am doing. AI saves me time explaining on paper.
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Emma
Emma@EmmaBat_·
Filhos, isto do 6 7 é o quê afinal? É que eu não tenho coragem de perguntar aos meus
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De Christian Life
De Christian Life@DeChristianLife·
I couldn't resist this security message to ALL PARENTS and GUARDIANS
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