Nettleham Vets FC

Last home game 🔵⚪ Nettleham Over 35s host @ScotterUnited this Friday - final outing at Mulsanne Park this season. Sun out 🌞 Bar open 🍻 Top 3 push on 👊 🕖 7pm 📍 Mulsanne Park Up The Ham! #Over35sFootball #GrassrootsFootball

0–0 at half-time… then the wheels came off a bit in the second half. 3 goals conceded at @ctfc35s but a disciplined performance from the lads who were unlucky not to get something from the game. Up The Ham 🔵⚪

🟡⚪🔵 Matchday Squad Away at @lincsleague North leaders @ctfc35s … on paper we’re probably getting beaten 😅 🟡 Yellow away kit (no XXL shirts, so good luck lads) 🕖 7pm 📍 DN32 8QL 🎟️ £3 🍻 Bar open 🚌 FREE coach (5pm from Mulsanne) — DM to join Up The Ham 🍖

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A disappointing night ends in defeat for our first team against Cleethorpes Town Reserves

Next Up 🔵⚪ We face a tough away trip this Friday to league leaders @ctfc35s 🕖 Friday – 7pm kick-off 🎟️ £3 entry 🚌 Coach travel available Leaving Mulsanne Park at 5pm DM us if you’d like to reserve a seat on the coach. #Over35sFootball #GrassrootsFootball #VetsFootball

FULL TIME 🔵⚪ Nettleham Over 35s 3–0 Limestone Rangers.l A great performance from the lads tonight and three well-earned points secured. 4 hours on from full-time and the recovery programme is already well underway in the bar 🍻 Up The Ham! #Over35sFootball #VetsFootball

We would like to extend a heartfelt thank you to our incredible local community! Your generous donations have enabled us to smash our target well ahead of the deadline. We also still have a variety of commercial packages available for next season! Thank you for standing with us!

Starting XI 🔵⚪ Here’s your starting XI for this evening’s match Get yourself a pint and a sausage roll, then settle in to watch a bunch of overweight dads pretending they’re still in their 20s 🕖 7pm kick-off 📍 Mulsanne Park, LN2 2RX 🎟️ Free entry 🍻 Bar open Up The Ham!

MATCHDAY 🔵⚪ The squad is in We take on a strong Limesstone side tonight under the lights at Mulsanne Park 🌙 Get yourself down and back the boys 🕖 7pm kick-off 📍 Mulsanne Park, LN2 2RX 🎟️ Free entry 🍻 Bar open all night Up The Ham🍖 #Over35sFootball #GrassrootsFootball

Matchday Friday 🔵⚪ 3rd time lucky as we finally face Limestone Rangers in the @lincsleague after 2 weather postponements Both sides have only lost 1 league game this season so should be a good one under the lights 🌙 🕖 7pm 📍 Mulsanne Park, LN2 2RX 🍻 Bar open Up The Ham!

Player Profile🔵⚪ Strengths • Pace • The vets Spice Boy Weaknesses • Guinness • Moaning Availability 20% (injuries & Christmas tree shopping) Still trying to prove hes the fastest in the squad: currently under investigation by Jerman #Over35sFootball #GrassrootsFootball

Nettleham ran out 7–0 winners last night in a dominant display 🔵⚪ A lightning start saw the lads 5–0 up inside 31 minutes, controlling the game from there before adding two more in the second half to round off a strong performance. #Over35sFootball #VetsFootball

Nettleham FC needs YOU! 🍖 Please click the link below to donate or share our campaign - every bit helps in making this dream a reality. Thank you for your support! gofund.me/e0caefffa #uptheham🔵⚪️ #grassrootsfootball @LincolnshireFA

After 75 days without competitive action, the wait is finally over. With a neutral all-weather pitch secured, we are back in @lincsleague action tonight 📍 LN8 3JW 🕖 7:15pm kick-off 🎟️ Free entry 🍻 Beers at Mulsanne Park after Up The Ham! #Over35sFootball #VetsFootball

@GreenbankJFC Got an over 35s win written all over that 😉

We’re heading to the big stage…Sincil Bank! 🏟️ ⚽ First Team vs Over 35s 📅 7th May 2026 ⌚ 7pm (TBC) 📍 Sincil Bank, Lincoln Bragging rights, banter and plenty of goals guaranteed as youth meets experience! 👊😏 Get yourselves down, bring the noise and support the lads 💚⚽

January hits and suddenly everyone’s keen to burn off the Christmas turkey 🦃🔥 24 down at training meant only one thing… a 4-team 6-a-side tournament The Whites went unbeaten (7pts), though there are serious rumours of a 34-year-old ringer 🤫⚽️ #Over35sFootball #VetsFootball

Definitely a game of two halves today. Greenbank on top in the 1st, before Nettleham took control of the second… right up until a questionable referee penalty decision swung the momentum 🤷‍♂️ Feels like a trilogy is brewing before the end of the season… 👀🍿 #UTN ! 🔵⚪️🍻

🚨 Squad Update 🚨 Team news is in … with a few lads opting for @LincolnCity_FC v @theposh & @LUFC v @ManUtd instead Apparently a few afternoon pints while watching the pros do all the running beats playing in –1°C on a cold Sunday evening Strange that 🥶🍻⚽️ #UTN 🔵⚪️

⚽️ MATCHDAY UNDER THE LIGHTS ❄️ We kick off 2026 with a friendly against our mates Greenbank. 🕓 Kick-off: 4pm 📍 One NK, LN6 9AX New year, fresh start, & an attempt to burn off some of those Christmas indulgences 🤣🍻🍫 Start 2026 as we mean to go on. Up the Nettleham! 🔵⚪️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Introducing Richard Jerman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Nettleham’s only “Welshman”, proudly wearing the red dragon to training despite being born in Grimsby Has an uncanny habit of finding himself clean through on goal - not through pace, & with a significant delta between goals scored and xG📉⚽️