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@MayorOfLA : 150 million?! I don’t even get out of bed for less than ALL. #DefundThePolice and support the @BLMLA-led #PeoplesBudgetLA coalition.

Oh my God ... I think Netflix and Chill now actually just means Netflix and Chill.

Santa used Rudolph the rednosed reindeer for his BODY #christmas

Video games responsible for mass shootings certainly explains why I can’t stop throwing mushrooms into traffic. #massshootings #banmariokart vox.com/platform/amp/2…

Man, Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer certainly had a lot of severe-weather friends.

Not to brag but all the bots that follow me are verified

@judgejeanine welp, yer caught.

It’s really hard not to name drop when I’m only friends with famous people

The only stable genius I know of is Mr. Ed

Anyone have some spare Hamilton playbills I can pose with so I can get a home loan

I saw #StarWarsTheLastJedi last night, but it was FILLED with spoilers.

@LeeannTweeden I think you can still prosecute. No statute of limitations on what he did, you were on a plane rendering crime automatically federal. 18 USC 2244. I want him to go down. #AlFrankenResign #metoo

Sickening that women are spending two dollars more for shaving cream than men, especially without their husbands’ permission.

Dear confused world: we're a bunch of Puritans that need a kick we can call wholesome. I hope that clears this up. #gunsarefun

Poundsign blessed.

@Josephine_Bee But me

Biggest pet peeve is people saying wolf as woof so I genuinely don't know why more people don't feel sorry for me

@thekerp It's sick.

Ugh, I never realized how much sodium is in salt. :/

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian ... make tonight a wonderful thing.