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@ChrisRoper All I heard was “roper is a god of journalism” that’s pretty high praise

This one's going on my CV. When Kenny Kunene calls you a white supremacist because you think it's wrong to steal other news sites' stories. I see they've pulled the plagiarised ones, indicating an acknowledgement of the problem. Extraordinary mistake to make.

@geoff_ink How do you know you didn’t get placebo?

The CTICC vaccine centre is super efficient - hugely impressed. Calm, precise, data capture directly online. Handling loads of customers?/applicants?/vaccinees? with no drama. Well done organising humans.

@jarredcinman You are so lucky to have so many bot followers!

Anyone else want to live in a country where protest marches can change the decision of the constitutional court? I do not, thank you. Peaceful protests for the win but respect the judiciary.

Pretty amazing stat (via @davidjbland)

@ChrisRoper Our objective is to increase positive vibrations by 32% YOY to maximize cash flow ... it’s about the same as some McKinsey business strategies I have seen - was probably cheaper though

The baby Jesus school of business. That’ll work.

@OldManZack @ChrisRoper Peterson is best consumed on YouTube, not in written format.

“Jordan Peterson may not be the intellectual we want. But he is probably the intellectual we deserve.” Worth reading all million words. currentaffairs.org/2018/03/the-in…

@jarredcinman My bru, youz a machine 👊🏻

Nothing makes me doubt myself more than failing a CAPTCHA.

@ChrisRoper On the surface it seems like a reasonable set of hopes and dreams, no fear,no draconian government... (that’s assuming they mean draconian in the figurative sense not a literal one)

Your classic Q-Anon ‘guvvermint’ spelling. They live among us, like cockroaches with Koki pens and cardboard.

@jarredcinman I think it only works for proper nouns?

@jarredcinman The annoy .... ?

How to make something sound cool: halve the word and add definite article: Example… Instagram = the gram Coronavirus = the rona The President = the prez Annoying but real.

“The problems we have today is because the guys who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.” Quote on Moneyweb today. Absolutely brilliant. Give that man an orange juice.

@jarredcinman How many bonus points ? What’s the high score? What does the winner get? I feel the rules of this game are not well thought through ...

What’s your count for number of supposed Pikit-Up people ringing the bell for a “Chirstmas”? I’m at 6. Bonus points if each of them informed you that the others are actually not the real Pikitup people.

@justinspratt Concept might be dated by now :(

Homosexuality is not a choice. Homophobia is.

@justinspratt It’s from a burger joint in Israel ?

@jarredcinman I just got a 4 minute voice note from my ex wife.

Dear people who leave WhatsApp voice notes. Do you understand that to listen to it you need to stop a meeting you’re in, get to a quiet place and then listen at snail’s pace to a voice message. Do you see how a text message is a kindness whereas a voice note is open hostility?

@justinspratt Probably scale, most good things become bad at scale.

current comms platforms I use: slack, email, whatsapp, signal, telegram, sms, twitter, fb, instagram. something is broken. and yet, I don't want these to have a single aggregator. I don't want one Co having it all. But I do want to kill some: slack & sms would be a good start. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@jarredcinman Rog is a good spammer name

Spam mail pretending not to be spam mail 101: Dear [Use their first name, people lap that up] I hope you had a great [insert “weekend” or “festive season” so it seems you are]. Can we have a quick chat at [try slam yourself into their diary. ‘Chat’ is so unthreatening] Yours Rog

@jarredcinman Thats a practical lesson in probability, improbable doesn’t mean impossible no matter the %.

For a visceral demonstration of statistics, Joburg had a 10% chance of rain today - about the same chance as Trump has of winning the White House. ⛈