Retarded Schizo

Like hello welcome to my id

Everyone wants attention nobody wants to do anything to earn it

Instagram reels be like: me me me me I’m so quirky and weird me me me I’m so self conscious me me me me me me me me LOOK AT ME

Just sperging out about obvious shit 24/7

It’s crazy how nobody on the TL are interesting

Sometimes ur just not a vibe for someone and it’s fine it’s not that deep

Working on having zero stutter in my step ever

I’m such a lil nigga compared to you but it’s okay one day I’ll grow a penis I’m sure

Literally autocorrect is ruining my life anyway how is everyone good great okay bye

Like she only wanted me for my vital signs women these days 🙄

The doctor told me that I looked really good asked if I’d been working out or something then she leaned in for a kiss and man I’d been waiting my whole life for it so I obliged and then they pushed me away and opened the door to grab the stethoscope and it crushed my little heart

First they go after my grandma now it’s my dad oml

Everybody help hack his coordinates he’s speaking ill of my dad

Holy fucking everything happens for a reason holy fucking timing holy fucking my fate’s played out perfectly

Batting ego thoughts hate when they come because like Kanye said about AC n stuff “it’s reTArded”

can’t sleep

I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEE

Thank you imaginary friend for not treating me like I’m stupid even though I’m super mentally slow and have a terrible vocabulary #lovyoubro ok goodnight bye

Goodnight @kanyewest you’re perfect and you already know that

Literally who is named Teri fucking autocorrect okay bye

Slap happy af ok bye for real this time goodnight my sweet little angels all Teri of u