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Having a weird ass gender is so fun. Shit only really gotta make sense to me

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

@coralbluenmbr5 I meant them not you but if the velcro shoe fits

@newtguzzler no im sooooo normal

i love that my 2026 characters of the year list so far is: • carol pluribus (bc pluribus happened so late last year) • brewster (ive been playing animal crossing on & off since 2005) • shane (i havent watched hr yet bc hes gonna make me too crazy) • armand again/preemptively

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CRAZY thrift pull

i wanna squeeze him

💍 THE JAYVIK WEDDING 💍 Today's the day! We welcome you to the ceremony with this breathtaking film by animator @_kaiihua and musician @/PimpernelVA (yt), capturing Jayce and Viktor's happily ever after. Preorders for the Wedding Zine now open! #jayvik jayvikwedding.org/preorder

@saj_nsfvv Amaranthine vibes tbh

See that's why 24/7 d/s would be beneficial for their health because Viktor could say yes it Jayce's pussy he owns it, and this relief himself of the burden of thinking too deeply about his own body

post-canon Jayce asks "who's pussy is this" and Viktor starts crying because he's been struggling a lot with identity, and fears and confusion around his loss of bodily autonomy and repeated rebirth his body went through

@ascrubling "Ideal yaoi is only the same size and if one is trans it's the one I personally believe "passes" better"

@newtguzzler "I love a BIG BUFF BOTTOM but not TOO much bigger in fact Actually I've changed my mind I like it when they're pretty much the exact same size"

"I want Jayce to get fingered so I'm going to gaslight everyone into thinking there is zero size difference" oh fuck off

@ascrubling LITERALLY THIS!!! Or it's like. The big buff guy can be trans but the cis guy cannot be smaller than him?

these people gotta be fake big buff bottom enjoyers at this point because any time you point out the fact that their buff bottom is bigger they scream

"Jayce would have the more flamboyant ring" okay then make the flamboyant one the bigger one. In fact, in real life interlocking ring sets, that's often the case so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Also I'm primarily bttm v but part of the reason bttm j has any appeal to me is because he's so large like I'm not immune! Why do you want your large man to be smaller!

The wild thing about the ring discourse is that a 10 is like. Average for men. Like you're looking at Jayce's hands and going "a 10 seems too big to represent this" and yeah a 5.5 or whatever is small but you're uh. Adapting proportions for an audience that is made up of

@Bangg_Cherry yes

CAN I SAY SOMETHING

everybody touching charlie like he’s a magical healing flower i said oh im sure

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