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110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: “windows 98 product key: b&mfr-cftgq-c9pbw-vhg3j-3r3yw”

@belljessi7 @QuantumV3 guy that's never heard of a hyperbole

@QuantumV3 This is not the same thing as an 10000 GUN that do 999999 Damage

guy who doesnt know what a sandbox game is: Brooo... This IS Literally USELESS! This Has No Use!! WHY dont they add 10000 GUN that do 999999 Damage? Wheres My RPG PROGRESSIOn???

@Tonch_MS @CraftyAdrian360 windows file structure with a Linux terminal and somehow pressing the Delete key in a text prompt deletes him 😭 I don't buy it, it was definitely caused by the other voice talking to him in the terminal

@CraftyAdrian360 Not genuinely complaining about this but I think it's amusing that they put all that effort into making a reasonably believable command line interface (he's even aiming for the "pipe" | ), just for him to hit the delete key and it just rm -r's the entirety of Caine

Genuinely adore how they didn’t even zoom in or put that input in slow motion it makes the reaction so much more genuine and makes the scene that much more anxiety inducing. I love when a show respects the audience enough to not over-focus on a small detail.

@WILDFIRE1441 @mthsmelo_ yea but also I might be reading too much into this but that shouldn't have done anything since the terminal kept prompting him to write text, it would've just deleted a character in the response

@mthsmelo_ He fat fingered the delete key

⚠️HUGE TADC SPOILERS⚠️ . . . . . . Kinger password is "queenie123" 💕 . . . Also... am i reading this wrong or was actualy Caine deleting himself?! when asked about the backup option, Kinger did chose one, but the system interpreted as none selected and proceded to a deletion+

@tatimcraes @NajCharlie @cartierbry suddenly everything's okay and Zara Larsson isn't performative because @cartierbry uses grok

@NajCharlie @cartierbry like she’s calling zara performative but she is the queen

Zara Larsson reposting AI fruit videos right after saying she hates generative AI… Love her down but this is performative asf.

@Selfcested scanners like this have been around for ages so it's not generative + it's on device

@asfixiacristo Why is it scanning my photos for dick or whatever

Apple has Anti-Grooming security now

@gothburz you couldn't even inspect element a teams chat?

Leaked Microsoft Teams chat shows Windows QA team celebrating blog post about quality while Copilot helpfully notes they've published 23 identical posts since 2019.

hi

I actually saw Sabrina Carpenter at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@valohabercisi more modes = longer queue

What's the logic behind making mods "limited time"? Is there a rioter who can seriously explain this?

Smoking a fag! 🚬 #loveelonmusk

Just found one of the best videos ever on tiktok

@Zekekeke_ it's all fetish fetish fetish with you people

this is all some guys bimbofication fetish btw

@mi4040II @homosexualmouse that's not really relevant 💕

What does this have to do with being a bottom

THERE ARE CRYSTALS IN HER FACE AND HER ICON TOO

typing some bullshit in his terminal only to open a local html file

Peacock is reportedly experimenting with dark magic to transfer Seth MacFarlane’s soul into a teddy bear. If successful, they will consider green-lighting ‘TED’ season 3. (via: collider.com/ted-season-2-s…)

@awshuqs what happens if you click on the rose toy button