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Nunca vi ninguém jogar nesse nivel de auge KKKKKKKKK

Neymar Eden Hazard Arjen Robben Gareth Bale Ángel Di María Mohamed Salah

Tried nonchalant gimmick and now my main company is the voices in my head

El partido que hizo que Falcao tuiteara esto 😮‍💨

así se siente cuando sales del cine y ya es de noche y todo parece irreal

Neymar remains the greatest investment PSG have ever made. Not because of the trophies alone. Not because of the goals or the assists. But because his signing changed how the football world viewed Paris Saint-Germain. Before Neymar, the biggest stars left clubs like PSG for Europe’s traditional giants. On August 3, 2017, PSG did the unthinkable. They took one of the world’s three best players from Barcelona, in his prime, by triggering the €222 million release clause. The biggest transfer in football history. That transfer wasn’t just about Neymar. It was a statement. It told the football world that PSG were no longer just a wealthy club, they were a destination with potential of attracting the very best. Love or hate how it ended, Neymar’s signing elevated PSG’s global profile, transformed the club’s brand, and paved the way for future blockbuster arrivals. Today marks the anniversary of the transfer that changed PSG forever. Thank you for joining PSG ❤️💙

Barca management has been full of bitch ass clown ass niggas for like a decade man; a player having the nerve to talk like this is not a shocking development at all.

Svp les gars

Life when you are a bachelor at peace who stays single, non committed and distant from everyone

موسم نيمار الاول مع باريس 2018 🤯

Life when all the footballers were older than us

My probably controversial opinion is that you should just sit in the seat you are fucking allocated. I’ve never understood this.

Youngest players to score 100 career goals: 1. 🇧🇷 Neymar – 20 years, 0 days 2. 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland – 20 years, 228 days 3. 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé – 20 years, 356 days 4. 🇧🇪 Romelu Lukaku – 22 years, 138 days 5. 🇦🇷 Sergio Agüero – 22 years, 147 days 6. 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi – 22 years, 206 days 7. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wayne Rooney – 23 years, 37 days 8. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Michael Owen – 23 years, 133 days 9. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane – 23 years, 213 days 10. 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo – 23 years, 255 days 11. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Robbie Fowler – 23 years, 282 days 12. 🇫🇷 Thierry Henry – ~24 years 13. 🇧🇷 Ronaldo Nazário – ~24 years 14. 🇪🇸 Fernando Torres – ~24 years 15. 🇪🇸 David Villa – ~24–25 years 16. 🇨🇲 Samuel Eto’o – ~24–25 years 17. 🇸🇪 Zlatan Ibrahimović – ~25 years 18. 🇺🇾 Luis Suárez – ~25 years 19. 🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski – ~25 years 20. 🇫🇷 Karim Benzema – ~25–26 years

I'm perhaps in the minority here in that I believe this should be treated as attempted murder. The person in the car can be under no illusion that if they hit a pedestrian at that speed they will almost certainly kill them. Life in prison.

@bbysopopularrrr @bendybrian67 @ames_lizz @cfc_gielho It’s not always the case but in this case it might be

@bendybrian67 @ames_lizz @cfc_gielho wtf

Tried nonchalant gimmick to see their true colours and they won’t even admit with chest that they hate me

Started bulking, gained fat, cut it off, and ended up skinny again

"hard times don't last" Hard times:

tried late night snack gimmick and emptied the entire fridge

Tried cheat day gimmick and ended up gaining 2kg