B. Keating

Teams can’t score a run after a leadoff double , triple etc . Starters pitch 4-5 innings and that is praised, teams don’t preach fundamentals, players struggle to hit .250, most games takes 5 plus pitchers to complete etc. Nerds destroyed America,s Pastime.

If you’re ever bored, go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"

This is the most iconic video of the day 👏 Newly elected Hungarian 🇭🇺 PM Péter Magyar visits the state broadcaster channel after more than 15 months and schools the anchor like a boss. “ You boycotted me, abused me , even dragged my children to defame me, you stopped inviting me, the leader of the largest opposition party, it is good to be back here” Anchor immediately started apologising and pleading. Pèter responded by saying “ It is okay, I have no personal resentment, it is the system that we need to fix” What a comeback, What a story, What a man.

Cat: LET ME OUT!!! 😡 Human: ok Cat: wait, I wasn't expecting to get this far 🥺

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.

@kathypom54 Everyone becomes a short reliever (or starter).

Kindly explain to me Schneider why you removed Corbin with 2 outs and didn't let him finish the inning? Thanking you in advance.

@thehazelmae The pitching coach fixes all...lol!

Jeff Hoffman on blown save: "I didn't have any command or any stuff tonight.. nothing was going where I wanted it to go, so it was just a battle the entire inning... I'm glad me and Louis (Varland) were able to just get it to the 10th. It could've easily ended in the 9th" (1/2)

A couple of significant international curling developments today. Swiss great Silvana Tirinzoni has officially retired. And just now, Italy’s Team Retornaz announcing they are parting ways and exploring new opportunities.

Breaking News: Japan has agreed to support naval operations in the Strait of Hormuz. 🤣

Happy Monday

JUST IN Mark Nichols has joined Team Dunstone. He will play second for the team. Never a dull moment in the curling world.

If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants. If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car…

@RealDonBradshaw True!

Yikes! Stands at the old Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto are pretty empty for this new #RockLeague curling league. Perhaps an indication fans of the sport are only interested in the traditional game, and not these silly rule changes. #curling #EpicFail

@blackhead70 Curling ice off last Friday and now to enjoy the Rory show at the Masters!

I learned something new about volleyball

Johnny Carson talks with Dyan Cannon about the time they dated, and she can't stop laughing. 😂

First base umpire CB Bucknor asked the home plate umpire if he saw the runner touch first base, a breakdown

Carole Howald that is RIDICULOUS! Inexplicable! Mind-blowing! Every word in the book! 📺: gem.cbc.ca (🍁) / watch.espn.com (🇺🇸) / watch.rockchannel.com / 🌎

Women’s lacrosse coach knocks down an opponent for taking a swipe at her player, a breakdown

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁