Nick Hammes

@TeaThomasLowe13 I'm gonna go with... every single hoodie was made with the printing in a slightly different location and orientation to make them all special and unique, and at least you didn't get one with the printing running up your rib cage

@nfhammes What about the print being by the pocket? 😂

What is this 😭😂

@LE0_LMA0 etiological tales can be written about the conquests of "mythical greek heroes" that are just random words ending in -cles. the tale of spectacles, who had really good eyesight the tale of obstacles, who always had things going awry the tale of miracles, who was just really neat.

words that end in -cles can be pronounced as though they were names of mythical greek heroes. vehicles icicles barnacles particles bicycles

@addzie22 I'm gonna go out on a limb: in two years, you're gonna see someone you went to high school with post their kid's first day of kindergarten photos, and it'll be adorable, but also something of a trip

I can't believe ppl my age are having kids we are literally teenagers* *24

@addzie22 To help make up for his personal unpopularity before too many people ask why kings are still a thing?

I can't believe coronations are still real like is this a Disney movie😭

@addzie22 SpongeBob didn't do it first, but absolutely did it better

I was unfamiliar with the phrase "cleanliness is close to godliness" but was familiar with "cleanliness is close to manager-liness" from the SpongeBob movie

@ArloStuff Less popular series like Metroid and Pikmin getting fewer releases is good actually, as long as they do keep coming. Nintendo is slow and deliberate when they're making a game to strengthen an IP, but quick and dirty when they're cashing in on an IP. More Dread, less Ultra Smash.

Just about time for another episode of Spicy Take Salad! And that means I need your controversial Nintendo/gaming opinions! Best to keep it short and to the point with one opinion per reply. Go!

@LE0_LMA0 and that's an issue? I guess I assumed too much about your threat model

@nfhammes only works if the threat is animated or Anakin

every time i enter a new location i take the time to locate the nearest three exits in case a threat or woman approaches me i can disappear like smoke

@LoremToastum What about five question marks and a trailing slash doesn't give you 'neutral tone'?????/

Normal: What more copy does the team need? Absolutely unhinged behavior: What more copy does the team need???

People say millennials find 👍 rude but what I actually find rude is using an unnecessary amount of question marks when you actually mean a totally neutral tone

@LE0_LMA0 but what color is the boxed hair dye?

don’t ask me how i’m doing. i’m in sweats and a hoodie buying boxed hair dye on valentine’s day. how do you think i’m doing.

I don't care about football, but finding out what happened in the Superbowl only via memes and tweets is fun, like a puzzle. So far: - Some people are salty about the grass - The halftime show had platforms that looked like a smash bros stage - There were some controversial calls

@sorceressofmath "abolish the axiom of power set" is a political theory paper I never realized I might want to read

Anarchist constructivist mathematician who thinks Cantor's hierarchy of infinities is an unjustified hierarchy.

@Devynnjcr Baked cookies, or Internet cookies? Too many baked cookies is a *lot*

We do not need more cookies! #shitrobotcoachessay

@LoremToastum It'll be fine, just think of it as your own personal version of the ipv4->ipv6 migration

Not one, but two major version bumps for this upgrade. What could possibly go wrong

@addzie22 a shame you didn't have the foresight to buy a house several years before you were born

@nfhammes Didn't wanna see the truth😭😭 damn the mid 90s really were the time to buy lol

I just want to know how my parents afforded to BUILD a HOME when they were 24???????

@LE0_LMA0 my elementary school mascot was a panda, and every school I attended thereafter was downhill from there: Eagle, Panther, Gopher

how come pandas aren’t the mascots for more things. like schools and sports teams

@LE0_LMA0 the world's knot ready

sailing is going to make a comeback in a big way this year. prepare for 2023 to be the year of the sailor

@Devynnjcr Yes, you have more tortillas than you intend to eat as-is, but you could make nachos with fresh-made tortilla chips, use them like lasagna noodles in a round dish, put them under the wipers of people who park like jerks, make tortilla bowls and use them for every meal...

Apparently there is such a thing as too many tortillas.

Growing up in a Hispanic household, I was always told that there was "no such thing as too many tortillas."