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@jdmiser Who knew Portland, MI, period?

Pitstop on the way to see Phish tonight and tomorrow. Who knew Portland, MI had such great BBQ.

@jdmiser @andyroddick @RCGreenie @michaelshafrir “…and yada yada yada, they took my watch.” Skipping over some details there, buddy

@andyroddick This story sounds a lot like the time I gave up my watch to a couple bathroom attendants who cornered me in a stall while in Acalpulco for spring break my senior year of college. @RCGreenie @michaelshafrir

@michaelshafrir Baby Jessica! That was a real nail biter

Said "oh yeah, it's a real Baby Jessica situation" in a team meeting today talking about the well on my property and CRICKETS from all the youngins.

@jdmiser FOMO!

Just me and a thousand Jewish friends from Detroit taking over a wing at the airport as we prepare to head to DC for a historic day. 🇮🇱

@jdmiser Pretty sure I did suggest that

If you knew just how much time I used to waste preparing for and playing fantasy basketball back in the day, I wouldnt be surprised if you suggested deep therapy.

Thank you to Yoni for sharing his story and his love for his girls and family. This is heart wrenching. But so important for people to hear. I barely made it through.

"Thank you for not murdering me" — totally normal thing to say these days to a sewer-inspection guy who randomly knocks on your door and asks to check your basement. He was not a murderer, it turns out, and not fazed. Said at least I didn't call the cops like my neighbor did.

@aribendersky You must never have seen Ace Ventura 2

Wordle 646 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I got it but WTF is this word today?!

@jdmiser @walkinintheyard @mhprvpmvp “I share DNA with these freaks?!”

@walkinintheyard @mhprvpmvp The baby is like "what the actual fuck"

@jdmiser …and look how joyful you are

Here I am spending time with my family on our relaxing vacation

@jdmiser @RohunJauhar You forgot to mention your oversized red t-shirt

@RohunJauhar I'll let you know when the boxes arrive. Had my personal shopper (my wife @nfrehsee) do her thing. If not for her I'd still be wearing my Mavi jeans from 2009.

what'd you get on black friday? looking to buy some stuff we definitely don't need

@jdmiser I repeat: Are you fucking nuts?

Having a debate with my wife. Does your family allow shoes to be worn inside the house?

In the dentist chair this morning when “Papa Don’t Preach” comes on. Hygienist, who’s in her 20s: Who IS this? Me: Uh, Madonna! Hygienist: Oh, my mom likes her. Me: [mimes shooting self in head]

I want every Michigander to know that I am more determined than ever to protect access to safe, legal abortion. I'll never stop fighting. I'll never give up. For my kids, your kids, and the future of our great state.

@jdmiser Can't decide whether to like this tweet or not. I also told you to look into getting the phone surgically attached to your hand.

I hope ReTwit isn't going to be the catalyst for me having to go to couples therapy. My wife this AM as I check my phone before jumping in the shower: "Pretty sure it's waterproof if you want to take it in there with you." And I always thought it was going to be Phish tour.

Guess who won’t be watching the Oscars on delay ever again

“I wish there was a movie without a prince or a princess or a happy ending. I want a bad ending. I’m deleting this stupid movie.” — Maya, world’s harshest 7-year-old movie critic (For the record, it was the 1994 Disney version of Thumbelina that put her over the edge.)

@michaelshafrir @jdmiser neither do wives who make dinner

@nfrehsee @jdmiser Money never sleeps Nikki

"Paper money eventually returns to it's intrinsic value: zero" - Voltaire #Silver #Gold #Bitcoin

@michaelshafrir @jdmiser Stop tweeting and come home for dinner

@jdmiser Bitcoin!!!!! Finally!!!!

@jdmiser That’s my pops!

Proud and excited for my father-in-laws next and largest project to date. #retwit #GoBlue @nfrehsee