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@freckledbeaner YA FUCK THESE HOES

@deatochrisantho so like did u sample goodbye horses for shed head 👀

Gotta have ireland on the plate

You ever watch a rich person's expression change when you ask a question that's too poor?

Why can’t I believe it’s not butter??

it’s november 12th

hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities

@freckledbeaner Seems like the opposite of what u want

@shannonxfaith Same I hate having roommates lol

I always smoke on the way home from work and then I end up sitting in my car at home for like 30 minutes just absolutely blasted

Security guard saw me smoking weed in my car and threw me a peace sign ✌🏻

how are my roommates louder than the fucking tenderloin bomber??!?

I’m sexting in the McDonald’s drive thru life’s been weird y’all

@freckledbeaner Sorry I make u watch catfish

@luviIIa321 Cause my ptsd has me making eye contact with trash

I don’t understand how y’all take months to fall in love with someone. All someone gotta do is make eye contact with me and I’m SOLD 😂😩

white noise ass bitch

I just met princess nokia??

this would have never happened on the Jeremy Renner app

My hot pocket shitid on me

It’s not delivery it di-go fuck yourself