hi im person

so are we all gonna die by explosive diarrhea because that would be really funny

going to the new york stock exchange and shitting on the floor

Canadian smog in my lungs

perhaps the reason I feel like shit all the time was the air conditioner blowing mold in my face while I sleep

gonna go buy a new air conditioner cuz mines full of mold and I don’t wanna take it all apart

had a dream my teeth fell out when I pushed on them

going to the new york stock exchange and speaking in runescape terms

@WrestleOps bro these graphics are so bad

Chad Gable is officially going to SummerSlam 2026 in his hometown of Minneapolis, MN to challenge Penta for the Intercontinental Championship. #WWERAW

@FadeAwayMedia what a little goober

Behind the scenes of Cm Punk filming his moving graphic.

@thmorriss weeee ooooo WEEEEEE OOOOO

Rly feeling this open.spotify.com/track/66ZcOcou…

@skullzknight wtf is that thing

@skullzknight really need to remember ts when people say they’re busy

people make time for what they want

is it normal to be this lonely all the time? idk I see people together out in public and it just makes me sad.

if you’re a full grown adult and you don’t understand the concept of personal space, you need to pass away

*eastern European fuck im stupid

update. I asked a guy if he liked donuts. He said in some Russian western European-broken English kind of accent, “yes, Boston creem?” and I was like “no, it’s just some cake one.” the look on his face was priceless and he was like “thenk you so much”. just made my day and his.

just bought a donut and realized I don’t even want it. what the fuck do I do now

do you think British people randomly do American accents to make themselves laugh. I hope so

im grateful my job lets me see such beautiful sunrises. They nourish my soul

feeling content this morning.