NicFarrell

@Jonah_Lilley They put their bin out safely assuming all their rubbish is done so why not put more in it’ll be gone tomorrow

@wrigleyspk You have lost the plot

Don’t get many likes on Twitter but I remember my friend (who gets likes) saying: just post some selfies. Sooooo admin reveal :P can’t wait to go viral

Sitting at the pub is an expensive hobby

Wordle 275 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. Absolutely dominating Monday, haven’t even got out of bed yet

@LouieMcdonald5 Happy birthday

Back in the office for the first time in a year tomorrow …. On my birthday

Sometimes you just need to tell the 🦮 to 🏃

Wordle 249 3/6. ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. Comeback of the century right here

@DomBaker8 Wicked wings too

Not many harder tasks than dipping nuggets in sauce whilst driving

Do you ever just look at planes and think, ‘Fuck that’s impressive’

It’s hot Brisbane’s, but it’s COOLINGATTA!!!!! #MagicMillions

@elonmusk Stiff mate

For those wondering, I will pay over $11 billion in taxes this year

@therealhhealey Unreal establishment

The Lion Hotel.

Race 1 Caulfield: (1)Brereton. It’s going to eat them up get on

There’s are certainly two documents you rarely see posted to the same address

Just watched ‘The Conjuring 2’ by myself. Dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever done

Spring carnival themed brothel: Lobby called ‘the stables’ Rooms called ‘the mounting yards’ …idk my brain is fucked

Me: ‘walks into elevator holding this’ 3 big dudes: ‘smirking and pointing at me holding it’ Me embarrassed putting on a manly voice: “ahhhh kids ayee, always nagging ya HA .. HA..”

@DomBaker8 😘😘😘

@nicfarrell12 Happy birthday Faz

My birthday was yesterday, however, ‘Jackass 4’ comes out tomorrow, which now makes that the greater day of the month

@NichollsMickey Unprecedented

@nicfarrell12 Tough times

Last month and a bit I watched the entire ‘Masked Singer’ series and I can safely say, I have never ever ever seen a tv show that has continuously lead me to disappointment more than this show. #whothefuckarethesecunts