Nick Offerman

Hear, hear, ma’am. What shit.

Bob Dylan on Willie Nelson in The New Yorker

I would offer that Alex Pretti putting his body—with his hands up—between a woman and the BP agent who had just violently shoved her into the snow, offer stark competing visions of manhood. Pretti, a nurse caring for veterans, who took a face full of pepper spray to shield that woman, is a much better masculine ideal that the masked coward shoving the woman and executing a man on his knees. MAGA may venerate the latter, but most people in a healthy society want the former.

THIS IS GOOD WORK 🇺🇸

Watch an exclusive clip from Sovereign starring @Nick_Offerman and Jacob Tremblay 🎥 #SovereignMovie is now streaming on @primevideouk.

@letterboxd @Nick_Offerman @primevideouk Proud to have released this powerful film. Best of luck to the Sovereign team at @filmindependent #SpiritAwards next month. Watch it here: 🇬🇧 & 🇮🇪: amzn.to/47IKan5 🇺🇸: amzn.to/4gpHZa0

Congratulations to #AFIAWARDS 2025 honoree #DeathByLightning, one of the most outstanding television programs of the year. @netflix

@alexheard I believe that’s a Cooper’s Hawk, my erudite friend.

Can anybody ID this for me? I'm in New Mexico and I think it's a falcon.

A deal like this won't last long - buy the "The Need to Be Whole" audiobook today and save 50%! @WendellDaily, @nick_offerman audiobooks.com/promotions/pro…

Hell yes, ma’am! Merry Christmas and well done ✊🏼

The riveting acting by @Nick_Offerman and the rest of the cast makes Death By Lightning a wild ride, but the Netflix miniseries also offers a peek into why keeping the professional civil service is so important   washingtonmonthly.com/2025/12/19/dea…

Don’t give the lazy gift of factory-made crap this year — give the gifts of affection and creativity, hand-hewn by my book elves and my woodshop elves, or better yet, by your loving self!  Get your copy of LITTLE WOODCHUCKS :  prh.com/littlewoodchuc…

Influential Woodchucks of the east got wind of my western pageants and boy, howdy, they were pissed. I want us all to get along, so I’m adding ten more east coast shows! Let’s be friends! April 9  Durham, NC Durham Performing Arts Center April 10  Virginia Beach, VA  Sandler Center for the Performing Arts April 11  Albany, NY  Palace Theatre   April 12  Philadelphia, PA  The Met April 14  New York, NY  The Town Hall  April 15  Washington, DC  Warner Theatre  April 16  Portland, ME  Merrill Auditorium  April 17 Mashantucket, CT  Foxwoods Resort Casino (on sale 12/19)  April 18  Medford, MA  Chevalier Theatre  April 19  Burlington, VT  The Flynn  + second shows added! ✨ Feb 5  Largo, Los Angeles, CA, 9:30pm Feb 12  Denver, CO  Paramount Theatre, 10pm Feb 13  Salem, OR  Elsinore Theatre, 10pm Feb 14  Bellingham, WA  Mount Baker Theatre, 4pm Tickets at NickOfferman.co & venue websites 🪵

@ParkerMolloy Thank you, pal!

Thank you for your patience and generosity 🙏🏼

Since playing the curmudgeonly libertarian Ron Swanson on NBC’s "Parks & Rec," @Nick_Offerman has avoided being typecast, most recently portraying President Chester Arthur in Netflix’s “Death By Lightning.” @GeoffRBennett spoke to Offerman about that role, his latest book, “Little Woodchucks,” a guide to woodworking for kids, and more.

Congratulations to #AFIAWARDS 2025 honoree #DeathByLightning, one of the most outstanding television programs of the year. @netflix

Time to see this gorgeous work if you haven’t yet!