Nicholas Burge

@PrimetmeParlay @The_Mexinadian He’s got so pretty awful takes so it’s tough to tell what’s satire and what isn’t

@nickburge97 @The_Mexinadian Agreed. Crosby wishes he could even be 10% of what Finnie is

They replaced Emmitt Finnie with Sidney Crosby. The choices of this organization never cease to amaze me. This is why you lost Olympics btw.

@Jesse40526840 @DetroitRedWings Sounds so idiotic when you say it out loud eh?🤣 too many fans complacent with losing

@nickburge97 @DetroitRedWings but this is Steve’s team and he took over that horrible mess 8 years ago … Holland definitely made Steve extend Rass, Chariot - and then sign Holl, Gus, Compher, Appleton, ect … All Hollands fault

After 2

@gabby_burge @DetroitRedWings 🤣

@DetroitRedWings Another year of heartbreak, thanks boys!

@JarradBruessel @DetroitRedWings

@nickburge97 @DetroitRedWings not yzerman you moron. also can't make trades for awhile lol

@JarradBruessel @DetroitRedWings Yzerman, get off twitter and start making some trades

@nickburge97 @DetroitRedWings 5 players??? lmfao sureeee

@DetroitRedWings This team is comically bad. At least 14 players shouldn’t be here next year

Through 20.

@DetroitRedWings Absolute steal getting Perron

After 2

@JohnMclopsid @DetroitRedWings This part infuriates me. Not trading him for the best defenseman in the league is mind boggling. Proved Yzerman has no idea what he’s doing

@DetroitRedWings Edvinsson was the “immovable” piece for Quinn Hughes? LMFAO.

@313Hockey @S300Sports @ProducerDrew_ You have no idea what you’re talking about. Avs fourth line centre has 2x more goals than everyone on our roster but 2 people. It is a fundamentally poorly built team and there isn’t a single prospect fixing this

@S300Sports @ProducerDrew_ Fundamental misunderstanding of the red wings at any level. Incredible stuff

Is the Yzerplan ever going to start working?

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

@DetroitRedWings The 5% of fans who think Yzerman can do no wrong deserve this tbh

@Bubbsttv19 @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank 100%! None of us want this but this rebuild has been a total failure

@nickburge97 @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank Exactly! Going into year 8 and there’s not 1 single blue chip prospect in the entire organization, so if we don’t have 1 now, you can’t just get one either because we are in the mushy middle standings wise with no valued draft capital. Near impossible to get out of this

Tonight's final. In Pittsburgh on Tuesday.

@JarradBruessel @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank You know nothing about hockey it’s hilarious 🤣

@nickburge97 @DetroitRedWings @ComericaBank lmfao sure buddy.

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

@DetroitRedWings What will it take for the 5% of fans to realize yzermans rebuild failed

Final. Next up: Ottawa on Tuesday.