Nick Carpenter
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Nick Carpenter
@nickcarpenter
I live in Kennington, London and work in radio, television, film and live events. I loathe mushrooms.
London, UK Katılım Şubat 2009
811 Takip Edilen463 Takipçiler

@bushontheradio Entitled red traffic light ignoring cyclist cunts.
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@RevRichardColes …even less to Twiglets, the king of snacks! 🙌🏼
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@RevRichardColes King Mansa Musa I (the 14th century African king of the Mali Empire who is said to have been the richest man who ever lived)
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@RevRichardColes Because the cameras are on the banks using zooms so it’s hard to connect for the viewer. No single point of action. If a camera is on board then it’s a close-up that could be shot anywhere. You don’t get that audience atmosphere & intense focus onto a stage that an arena brings
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@BibiLynch You like to cover yourself in Vaseline don’t you? Seems you will be living to a grand old age (well… an even grander one than you are now)
Historic Vids@historyinmemes
The inventor of Vaseline, Robert Chesebrough, ate a spoonful of Vaseline a day. He was such a firm believer in its medicinal properties that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day for his entire life. During a bout of pleurisy in his 50s, he ordered his nurse to cover him from head to toe in the substance, and soon recovered. He lived to be 96.
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@BibiLynch Ooo I feel the tingle of a potential new franchise! Who could play you in the movie adaptation? 🤔
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Gin
Martini
Limoncello
(After accidental caffeine — and on empty stomach.)
#GoodLuckEveryone

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@NicholasPegg YES!! Finally! I too have been fighting this battle for years! I thought I was the only person on the planet who could correctly answer Mastermind questions on Brucie’s catchphrases!
Good game, not easy, nice people, nice didn’t they do well? Cuddly toy!!!
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@nickcarpenter @soundstoryuk You cheeky blighter! Haha!
I hate that track.
I LOVE Ricochet!
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On this date in 1983
#DavidBowie released
his 15th studio album.
What are your favourite
tracks from 'Let's Dance'?
(Photos by Greg Gorman)

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@InspectorMorose @BibiLynch I honestly don’t think I have ever been more insulted in my life… being mistaken for that despicable arch-cunt, the Lord High Commissioner of Cuntingdon, Sturmbannführer Lozza Fox?! 😡
I demand satisfaction Sir!
GIF
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@BibiLynch @sophie_denney @JegardUK @nickcarpenter @slackcityradio For a second there, I thought you had Lozza Fox producing your show, until I zoomed in. #bulletdodged
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Radio JOY with fabulous guests @sophie_denney and @JegardUK (and my Producer Nick @nickcarpenter)! @slackcityradio 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️ #BibiDoesBrighton
totallyradio.com/shows/bibi-doe…

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